White Bank Robber Fools Cops With Black Guy Mask

A Snoop Doggy Dog mask fools them every time.
 
His mistake? He never disguised his car.

The best laid plays of mice and men oft times go astray.

Next time you set out to rob a place and get away by car, Mr. Zdzierak, remember to steal a car, first!

Or at minimum, disguise your getaway auto as a bicycle or something.
 
I actually used that mask to apply for a job the other day. Wouldn't you know it, I got hired! The day before, my real face wasn't cutting it.
 
If I was going to rob a bank, I would put on makeup to look like Al Jolsen. While I was in the bank robbing it, I would sing alot. Then I would leave and take the makeup off and stand around outside the bank watching the police question everybody about the whereabouts of Al Jolsen. I think this plan might work!
 
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