What do you do...

[Big Black Dog]

What do you do with an elephant that has three balls?????? You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Animal baseball humor.

 

[Mr. H.]

That depends. Who's on first?

 

[Big Black Dog]

That depends. Who's on first?

What's on second?

 

[George Costanza]

Here it is in its entirety:

Who's on First? by Abbott and Costello

 

[Big Black Dog]

Here it is in its entirety:

Who's on First? by Abbott and Costello

Truly a classic...

 

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Comedian Rich Hall said he figured out why Pete Rose isn't in the Hall of Fame.

"Pete was probably sitting in some bar and told this guy he wouldn't make the Hall of Fame."

"That's crazy,'' the guy replies, "Of course, you can get in. Look at all the records you set"

"Bet you a million bucks I don't get elected."