Abishai100
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This is a TrumpUSA report-card parody inspired by the film My Fellow Americans.
Cheers,
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Scarecrow travelled to Mohegan Sun (Native-American casino) to find the capitalism-siren Madison, a ghost who haunted casinos. Madison was a princess from Medieval Times.
Scarecrow carried Richie Rich dollar-bills and began hyping TrumpUSA rhetoric at Mohegan Sun and noticed First Lady Melania Trump was there too talking about ethnically-controlled casinos in America(!).
Scarecrow found the ghost of Madison haunting the hotel he was staying at, and he asked her what she wanted and she told him, "The end of terrorism." Scarecrow knew she was talking about 9/11 but started falling in love with her.
Mohegan Sun was to become a new age pluralism tourism symbol if it didn't become threatened by terrorism. Would Scarecrow's idealistic work be remembered, and would anyone believe he saw that ghost named Madison?
Scarecrow died alone and lonely and wondered if he'd ever see Madison again (in the afterlife). However, he remembered seeing First Lady Melania Trump at Mohegan Sun and decided his Christian missionary work was justified for modern capitalism values.
GOD: I hope Scarecrow meets Madison in heaven.
SCARECROW: I hope TrumpUSA does not inspire more terrorism.
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Cheers,
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Scarecrow travelled to Mohegan Sun (Native-American casino) to find the capitalism-siren Madison, a ghost who haunted casinos. Madison was a princess from Medieval Times.
Scarecrow carried Richie Rich dollar-bills and began hyping TrumpUSA rhetoric at Mohegan Sun and noticed First Lady Melania Trump was there too talking about ethnically-controlled casinos in America(!).
Scarecrow found the ghost of Madison haunting the hotel he was staying at, and he asked her what she wanted and she told him, "The end of terrorism." Scarecrow knew she was talking about 9/11 but started falling in love with her.
Mohegan Sun was to become a new age pluralism tourism symbol if it didn't become threatened by terrorism. Would Scarecrow's idealistic work be remembered, and would anyone believe he saw that ghost named Madison?
Scarecrow died alone and lonely and wondered if he'd ever see Madison again (in the afterlife). However, he remembered seeing First Lady Melania Trump at Mohegan Sun and decided his Christian missionary work was justified for modern capitalism values.
GOD: I hope Scarecrow meets Madison in heaven.
SCARECROW: I hope TrumpUSA does not inspire more terrorism.
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