Unexpected human benefits from new battery technology.

[Raynine]

With new battery technology we may be witnessing the single best improvement to the human gene pool since antibiotics. All these new scooters and electric “imbecycles” could rid us of idiots at a rate unprecedented in human history. This is big, maybe even bigger than when Cro Magnons took over from the Neanderthals! Morons on two wheels traveling at highway speeds in urban settings will deliver a human weeding that was heretofore unexpected and unpredictable! No helmets, dark clothes at night, no lights and no brains—the recipe is set. Little wheels and bad brakes now have a ubiquitous place in all US cities!

I didn’t see it coming, but I think I know why it is here. They got rid of IQ tests for job applicants, and things have spiraled downward since. But now with all this imbecycle technology, low IQs will take themselves out at a pace not seen before. It is essentially a liberal thing. They want the population tooling around on glorified golf carts like they do in third world countries. It is for Climate Change apparently. But the added benefit of clearing imbeciles from human chromosomes is now here.

I’m not complaining.

Electric Scooter and Bike Accidents Are Soaring Across the U.S.

Electric bikes and scooters have soared in popularity in recent years, but a UCSF study has found that accidents stemming from these "micromobility" vehicles have also soared.

www.ucsf.edu

 

[Muhammed]

With new battery technology we may be witnessing the single best improvement to the human gene pool since antibiotics. All these new scooters and electric “imbecycles” could rid us of idiots at a rate unprecedented in human history. This is big, maybe even bigger than when Cro Magnons took over from the Neanderthals! Morons on two wheels traveling at highway speeds in urban settings will deliver a human weeding that was heretofore unexpected and unpredictable! No helmets, dark clothes at night, no lights and no brains—the recipe is set. Little wheels and bad brakes now have a ubiquitous place in all US cities!

I didn’t see it coming, but I think I know why it is here. They got rid of IQ tests for job applicants, and things have spiraled downward since. But now with all this imbecycle technology, low IQs will take themselves out at a pace not seen before. It is essentially a liberal thing. They want the population tooling around on glorified golf carts like they do in third world countries. It is for Climate Change apparently. But the added benefit of clearing imbeciles from human chromosomes is now here.

I’m not complaining.

Electric Scooter and Bike Accidents Are Soaring Across the U.S.

Electric bikes and scooters have soared in popularity in recent years, but a UCSF study has found that accidents stemming from these "micromobility" vehicles have also soared.

www.ucsf.edu

Have you ever rode an electric bike?

 

[1srelluc]