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President Trump today signed an Executive Order to turn the House Chambers in Washington DC into a WalMart and the Senate Chambers into a Sam's Club after Congress had decided to close themselves down in a historic shut down. "According to my calculations, if the federal government does not spend one more dime, it will take WalMart and Sam's Club an estimated 246 quadrillion years to pay off the national debt", said Trump. "But the good new is that we will finally be on a path to pay it all off for the first time in US history."
However, Cosco is currently suing the Trump administration, asking the question as to the Constitutionality of allowing their competitor to take over the halls of Congress instead of Cosco. "Where is the equity?", complained the CEO of Cosco Craig Jelinek. "It's because Cosco hires more Latinos, isn't it? Or is it because Walmart has more Jewish CEO's? All I know is that the nation can shop at Walmart and Sam's club all they want, but only at Cosco will they still find $5 Chickens despite continued inflationary pressures Not even Mamdani will be able to match this."
Currently Trump is toying with the idea of subsidizing WalMart and Sam's Club to provide $5 Chickens like Cosco does every day. "Frankly, I don't know how Cosco does it,", said Trump. "This is bigly, we may ever have to add on another quadrillion years due to the chicken subsidies."
No word yet on whether Congressional member Chuck Schumer will be replaced by AOC as being the WalMart greeter. More to come.
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