Trump is ruining group thinking!

[Raynine]

Boy that Donald Trump is bad isn’t he? Yup, he’s bad all right. He must be bad because if he isn’t bad then we are bad, and we can’t be bad because we are good, right? Being good is where it’s at baby! That’s why good people attack others who are not good, physically, verbally, spiritually, culturally, educationally, and politically! You have to show these people that they are not good and not right! The world would be a wonderful place if only the good people had things their way! You know the good people that occupy your media and academic institutions!

They must teach your children that the ignorant founders of our country make a terrible mistake by suggesting that average citizens should think on their own and choose their own path in life! People must be taught to think in groups! Thinking in groups stamps out the rugged individualism that built this country that is not like the rest of the world that thinks in groups! The good people in our government were well on the way to creating swarms of group thinkers before that awful Donald Trump came along and ruined the fantastic plan to bring the whole planet into the realm of group thinking!

The people wanted to think in groups, and they were having a wonderful time until that mean Donald Trump put the brakes on the party! Oh well, maybe we just wait it out and get back to group thinking again!

 

[Dekster]

Boy that Donald Trump is bad isn’t he? Yup, he’s bad all right. He must be bad because if he isn’t bad then we are bad, and we can’t be bad because we are good, right? Being good is where it’s at baby! That’s why good people attack others who are not good, physically, verbally, spiritually, culturally, educationally, and politically! You have to show these people that they are not good and not right! The world would be a wonderful place if only the good people had things their way! You know the good people that occupy your media and academic institutions!

They must teach your children that the ignorant founders of our country make a terrible mistake by suggesting that average citizens should think on their own and choose their own path in life! People must be taught to think in groups! Thinking in groups stamps out the rugged individualism that built this country that is not like the rest of the world that thinks in groups! The good people in our government were well on the way to creating swarms of group thinkers before that awful Donald Trump came along and ruined the fantastic plan to bring the whole planet into the realm of group thinking!

The people wanted to think in groups, and they were having a wonderful time until that mean Donald Trump put the brakes on the party! Oh well, maybe we just wait it out and get back to group thinking again!

Yet our country was founded by people who objected to high tariffs.

Anyway, I don't care about what people think. I care about him wrecking the number of Benjamin Franklins in my 401K.