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Touching: Amy Coney Barrett Adopts MS-13 Gang Member
U.S.·Apr 8, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Associate Justice Amy Coney Barrett adopted an MS-13 gang member as a show of support for the much maligned community of violent illegal aliens in threat of swift deportation under President Trump.
Justice Barrett is now welcoming convicted rapist and murderer Jose Ricardo Dominguez into her home. Adoption of the notorious MS-13 member was finalized this week at a private court proceeding attended by her husband and seven other children.
"Sometimes I feel spread a little thin," Barrett admitted, acknowledging the difficulties of adding a new member to an already large family. "But Jose is a free spirit and I couldn't bear to see him sent to an El Salvador prison just because he was caught dismembering the corpse of a drug mule who threatened to talk."
"We all make mistakes," she added.
The 28-year-old Honduras native said he is grateful for the trust and compassion the Barrett family has placed in him. "The only reason I turned to violence — allegedly — was because of a lack of strong authoritative figures in my life," the newly re-named Jose Barrett said. "I have finally found where I belong — in the home of an upper class white family."
At publishing time, the Barrett family was reported missing.
U.S.·Apr 8, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to sources, Associate Justice Amy Coney Barrett adopted an MS-13 gang member as a show of support for the much maligned community of violent illegal aliens in threat of swift deportation under President Trump.
Justice Barrett is now welcoming convicted rapist and murderer Jose Ricardo Dominguez into her home. Adoption of the notorious MS-13 member was finalized this week at a private court proceeding attended by her husband and seven other children.
"Sometimes I feel spread a little thin," Barrett admitted, acknowledging the difficulties of adding a new member to an already large family. "But Jose is a free spirit and I couldn't bear to see him sent to an El Salvador prison just because he was caught dismembering the corpse of a drug mule who threatened to talk."
"We all make mistakes," she added.
The 28-year-old Honduras native said he is grateful for the trust and compassion the Barrett family has placed in him. "The only reason I turned to violence — allegedly — was because of a lack of strong authoritative figures in my life," the newly re-named Jose Barrett said. "I have finally found where I belong — in the home of an upper class white family."
At publishing time, the Barrett family was reported missing.
