Tommy and the sexy gorilla

[Bootneck]

Cardiff Zoo acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo vet determined the problem - the gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas available. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo management noticed Tommy Tainted, a short, fat Welsh lad from Swansea, responsible for maintenance round the zoo.

Tommy, like most Swansea boys, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Tommy was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for £500? Tommy showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Tommy announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions:

First, he said, I don't want to have to kiss her

Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this

The zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, and then they asked
what his third condition was.

Well, said Tommy........

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...could you give me another week to come up with the 500 quid?

 

[JGalt]

Cardiff Zoo acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the zoo vet determined the problem - the gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas available. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo management noticed Tommy Tainted, a short, fat Welsh lad from Swansea, responsible for maintenance round the zoo.

Tommy, like most Swansea boys, had little sense, but seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species. So, the zoo administrators thought they might have a solution. Tommy was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for £500? Tommy showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, Tommy announced that he would accept their offer, only under three conditions:

First, he said, I don't want to have to kiss her

Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this

The zoo management quickly agreed to these conditions, and then they asked
what his third condition was.

Well, said Tommy........

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...could you give me another week to come up with the 500 quid?

Uff da.