This literally happened a Moment ago

[Seymour Flops]

I asked my wife: What do a near-sighted gynocologist and a puppy have in common.
Wife: Um . . . what?
Me: They both have wet nose.
Wife: Uuuuugh. (looks at iPad) Oh, hey. An actress got stabbed. Reese . . . Reese . . .
Me: Witherspoon?
Wife: No, with a knife.

In the words of that Youtube knive add: God I love that woman!

 

[Mack The Finger]

I am only jealous of 2 people in this world...a old couple still in love.

 

[Zebra]