The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun.....

[PredFan]

...is a good guy with a gun, and well, a gator:

Alligator Eats Florida Burglary Suspect Hiding From Cops - Breitbart

 

[OnePercenter]

If he had a gun, why didn't he shoot the gator?

 

[Pete7469]

I just love happy endings.

 

[PredFan]

If he had a gun, why didn't he shoot the gator?

I don't know if he did or not, it was just a pun.

 

[OnePercenter]

I don't know if he did or not, it was just a pun.

If you don't know, why would you write it?

 

[PredFan]

I don't know if he did or not, it was just a pun.

If you don't know, why would you write it?

A pun, a joke, a play on words...Jesus how fucking dense are you?

 

[ChrisL]

...is a good guy with a gun, and well, a gator:

Alligator Eats Florida Burglary Suspect Hiding From Cops - Breitbart

Well, I'm not very pleased that they euthanized the gator! It's not his fault. He was just doing what comes naturally. He was hungry and saw an easy meal.

 

[ChrisL]

I just love happy endings.

It would be a happy ending if they hadn't killed the alligator.

 

[asaratis]

If he had a gun, why didn't he shoot the gator?

I don't know if he did or not, it was just a pun.

I pun on a gun? Come on, Hon!