Super Bowl Wish

[SFC Ollie]

> Laugh for the day.....
>
> I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.
>
> "I want to live forever " I said.
> ...
> "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
>
> "Fine" I said, "I want to die when the Browns win the Super Bowl!"
>
> "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

 

[Trajan]

good one...gonna steal it Sarge....

 

[SFC Ollie]

good one...gonna steal it Sarge....

Go ahead, I did.....

 

[Madeline]

Poor, poor Cleveland......why canca guys pick on Detroit?

 

[SFC Ollie]

Poor, poor Cleveland......why canca guys pick on Detroit?

LOL, a dear friend of mine who lives just outside of Cleveland, once told me that God hates Cleveland sports....

 

[Madeline]

This poor old city could use a Superbowl win, Ollie.

 

[hortysir]

I just got back from taking the Browns to the Superbowl

 

[Madeline]

*Puzzled look*

 

[hortysir]

*Puzzled look*

I took a dump

 

[George Costanza]

> Laugh for the day.....
>
> I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.
>
> "I want to live forever " I said.
> ...
> "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
>
> "Fine" I said, "I want to die when the Browns win the Super Bowl!"
>
> "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

Great story! And the possibilities for punch lines are endless - "I want to die when . . .