Ray9
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Stephen Hawking, the human telephone answering machine in an electric wheelchair, has died and left us with a warning: Beware the pitfalls of artificial intelligence or AI. Apparently Hawking’s observation that humans are becoming more reliant on computers, smart phones and drive-up windows, admonishes us that we are headed for disaster when the electronic brains of these machines develop a mind of their own and take over the world. This is not how it’s likely to happen.
Hawking may have a point but not in the way he thinks. With intelligent machines doing all the work, humans could rid themselves of the burden of employment so instead of just off time they could spend all of their time either half in the bag or stoned out of their wits.
There is a global effort to legalize marijuana which suggests governments all over the planet have already come to the conclusion that people whose brains are perpetually saturated with THC are chronically confused, clinically indecisive and poorly informed about how the world around them really works. This makes them no threat to a status quo that keeps their dope affordable and accessible while it is taxed by state governments that function as their main dealer. In the US testing for the substance will soon stop as industry uses more smart machines
As AI advances, slowly at first then with blistering speed, entire factories will spring up with sophisticated robots performing all the industrial tasks humans once did including the planning. As AI becomes ubiquitous all poverty will be abolished and world populations will be exposed to massive leisure time while artificial intelligence bestows its gifts of love on the people. This will spell the end of the human race.
It isn’t clear if Hawking was familiar with Calhoun’s rodent paradise but it’s a lead pipe cinch that once humans no longer have to struggle to survive they will develop the same “behavioral sink” that killed all the rats. Birth rates will fall, medical facilities will be overwhelmed and all kinds of new diseases will sweep the Earth.
The intelligent machines won’t need to wipe out the human race. They’ll just inherit the planet after humans wipe themselves out by descending into debauchery, drunken sloth and the last days of global Woodstock and Ashleigh Madison on steroids.
Hawking had it right but just by dumb luck. He should’ve stuck to quantum physics. Anybody could’ve figured this out.
AI debate: Remembering Stephen Hawking's warning
Hawking may have a point but not in the way he thinks. With intelligent machines doing all the work, humans could rid themselves of the burden of employment so instead of just off time they could spend all of their time either half in the bag or stoned out of their wits.
There is a global effort to legalize marijuana which suggests governments all over the planet have already come to the conclusion that people whose brains are perpetually saturated with THC are chronically confused, clinically indecisive and poorly informed about how the world around them really works. This makes them no threat to a status quo that keeps their dope affordable and accessible while it is taxed by state governments that function as their main dealer. In the US testing for the substance will soon stop as industry uses more smart machines
As AI advances, slowly at first then with blistering speed, entire factories will spring up with sophisticated robots performing all the industrial tasks humans once did including the planning. As AI becomes ubiquitous all poverty will be abolished and world populations will be exposed to massive leisure time while artificial intelligence bestows its gifts of love on the people. This will spell the end of the human race.
It isn’t clear if Hawking was familiar with Calhoun’s rodent paradise but it’s a lead pipe cinch that once humans no longer have to struggle to survive they will develop the same “behavioral sink” that killed all the rats. Birth rates will fall, medical facilities will be overwhelmed and all kinds of new diseases will sweep the Earth.
The intelligent machines won’t need to wipe out the human race. They’ll just inherit the planet after humans wipe themselves out by descending into debauchery, drunken sloth and the last days of global Woodstock and Ashleigh Madison on steroids.
Hawking had it right but just by dumb luck. He should’ve stuck to quantum physics. Anybody could’ve figured this out.
AI debate: Remembering Stephen Hawking's warning
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