Someone broke into my car and didn't steal anything

[Crepitus]

They left 4 tickets to the melania movie.

Nobody Asked For The “Melania” Movie, But The Jokes Are Absolutely Delivering​

 

[Darkwind]

They left 4 tickets to the melania movie.

Nobody Asked For The “Melania” Movie, But The Jokes Are Absolutely Delivering​

 

[egp320i]

They left 4 tickets to the melania movie.

Nobody Asked For The “Melania” Movie, But The Jokes Are Absolutely Delivering​

LOL, you have 4 tickets to a chick flick you can get your other "feminine" buddies to go with you

bring plenty of tissues

 

[braalian]

Has Trump and his followers tried to spin this box office bomb into it being a huge success yet?

 

[1srelluc]

The left can't meme, and they also can't satire.

It just comes off as meanspirited stick in the mud tripe.

I mean not a single reference to Citizen Kane.

 

[braalian]

The left can't meme, and they also can't satire.

Must be why The Onion has been such a failure

 

[Crepitus]

LOL, you have 4 tickets to a chick flick you can get your other "feminine" buddies to go with you

bring plenty of tissues

Tell me you didn't really read the OP without saying you didn't really read the OP.

 

[Crepitus]

Has Trump and his followers tried to spin this box office bomb into it being a huge success yet?

Yes, they are actually having republican organizations buy up huge swaths of seats and then just flush them in a desperate attempt to make it look like a success.

"Melania" Movie Spurs Republican Club Buyouts of Theaters in Red Areas: Bakersfield, California GOP Group Can't Even Give Them Away - Showbiz411

You know by now that few people have bought tickets to see Melania Trump’s documentary — infomercial — when it arrives on Friday. Sales are sparse, to say the least. So the Republican party has been buying out showings in red areas where they think they can attract crowds. One screening party is...

www.showbiz411.com

 

[1srelluc]

Must be why The Onion has been such a failure

They have their moments but by and large they are as humorless as you are.

That said I never look at it so the only Onion stuff I see comes from vile dems who post it here who would not know good satire if it jumped up and bit them in the ass so....

 

[Paddlefoot]

They left 4 tickets to the melania movie.

Nobody Asked For The “Melania” Movie, But The Jokes Are Absolutely Delivering​

I will gladly trade 50 Springsteen tickets someone dumped on me for the Melania ones.

 

[Crepitus]

I will gladly trade 50 Springsteen tickets someone dumped on me for the Melania ones.

There are republican organizations who will send you to the melanoma movie for free.

I'll take the Springsteen tickets off your hands.