So you want to take a real good shit on the pot?

[TheOldSchool]

This'll change your life:

Squatty Potty Healthy Colon Happy Life

Howard Stern's been advertising it for over a year and I bought one as a joke from Bed, Bath and Beyond. Lo and behold, this thing works goddam miracles. And it's like $20. Go buy it!

 

[Hossfly]

This'll change your life:

Squatty Potty Healthy Colon Happy Life

Howard Stern's been advertising it for over a year and I bought one as a joke from Bed, Bath and Beyond. Lo and behold, this thing works goddam miracles. And it's like $20. Go buy it!

Or just squat behind the nearest tree.

 

[TheOldSchool]

This'll change your life:

Squatty Potty Healthy Colon Happy Life

Howard Stern's been advertising it for over a year and I bought one as a joke from Bed, Bath and Beyond. Lo and behold, this thing works goddam miracles. And it's like $20. Go buy it!

Or just squat behind the nearest tree.

Damn you can find anything on the internet:

 

[Moonglow]

I gotz dogz to do the wiping...

 

[Hossfly]

This'll change your life:

Squatty Potty Healthy Colon Happy Life

Howard Stern's been advertising it for over a year and I bought one as a joke from Bed, Bath and Beyond. Lo and behold, this thing works goddam miracles. And it's like $20. Go buy it!

Or just squat behind the nearest tree.

Damn you can find anything on the internet:

The Army taught years ago that squatting was more natural and healthy than sitting.

 

[Hossfly]

I gotz dogz to do the wiping...

Ever try a snowball in winter? Much better than leaves or grass.

 

[Moonglow]

I gotz dogz to do the wiping...

Ever try a snowball in winter? Much better than leaves or grass.

There is usually some poison oak hanging around...

 

[Hossfly]

I gotz dogz to do the wiping...

Ever try a snowball in winter? Much better than leaves or grass.

There is usually some poison oak hanging around...

Not on good ol' refreshing snowballs.

 

[Mr. H.]

That is actually referred to as the "polarity squat".

Google that shit.

 

[TheOldSchool]

That is actually referred to as the "polarity squat".

Google that shit.

This woman is ready for the most intense bowel movement of her life:

 

[Mr. H.]

That is actually referred to as the "polarity squat".

Google that shit.

This woman is ready for the most intense bowel movement of her life:

I could lay down under that.

 

[Mr. H.]

That is actually referred to as the "polarity squat".

Google that shit.

This woman is ready for the most intense bowel movement of her life:

I could lay down under that.

But not while she's shitting.

 

[TheOldSchool]

That is actually referred to as the "polarity squat".

Google that shit.

This woman is ready for the most intense bowel movement of her life:

I could lay down under that.

 

[TheOldSchool]

That is actually referred to as the "polarity squat".

Google that shit.

This woman is ready for the most intense bowel movement of her life:

I could lay down under that.

But not while she's shitting.

Commit Mr. H. COMMIT!!!

 

[Muhammed]

Ther's a huge difference between taking a crap and giving birth.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Ther's a huge difference between taking a crap and giving birth.

Depends on what the baby becomes!

 

[Hossfly]

Ther's a huge difference between taking a crap and giving birth.

Yep, the baby just pops out. Splat! You have to grunt and strain for the other.

 

[Mr. H.]

Or maybe so...

That is actually referred to as the "polarity squat".

Google that shit.

This woman is ready for the most intense bowel movement of her life:

I could lay down under that.

But not while she's shitting.

Commit Mr. H. COMMIT!!!

Butt I dare not ram it up her poop chute.

...or dare I?

 

[TheOldSchool]

Or maybe so...

That is actually referred to as the "polarity squat".

Google that shit.

This woman is ready for the most intense bowel movement of her life:

I could lay down under that.

But not while she's shitting.

Commit Mr. H. COMMIT!!!

Butt I dare not ram it up her poop chute.

...or dare I?

If you don't... then I don't know who you are anymore Mr. H...

 

[Statistikhengst]

That is actually referred to as the "polarity squat".

Google that shit.

This woman is ready for the most intense bowel movement of her life:

I could lay down under that.

Amen, brother, amen.