Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt On Hillary Clinton

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Sad but true. The once Pardoned Turkey by President Trump this Thanksgiving apparently suicided itself with 4 stab wounds to the stomach and 3 gun shots to its back yesterday.

Police are saying that no investigations will be initiated since no fowl play is suspected.

Case closed.........................yet again.


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Sad but true. The once Pardoned Turkey by President Trump apparently suicided itself with 4 stab wounds to the stomach and 3 gun shots to its back yesterday.

Police are saying that no investigations will be initiated since no fowl play is suspected.

Case closed.........................yet again.


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I remember when the NAs would bring a couple turkeys to the WH and they would be "pardoned".

I always took it as a great insult to the NAs....Here they took the time to bring POTUS a couple of turkeys and he turns them loose.

Were it me I'd kill and work the birds up myself and have the NAs over for a Thanksgiving feast.
 
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