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Here are the results of a sweeping survey of historians, political scientists and presidential scholars maintained by Siena College Research Institute. Since 1982, SCRI has ranked presidents across 20 categories, ranging from integrity to executive ability.
1. FDR is ranked first, of course
Who can top FDR? George Washington? A slave owner? Pfft!! The Washington monument should be completely scuttled and soon will be once democrats elect another President. Historians laud Franklin D. Roosevelt for his extraordinary popularity and his devotion to economic justice. Can't pass the New Deal because SCOTUS declared it unconstitutional? No problem, just pack the court with your cronies. Brilliant! In fact, democrats today long to do that today. FDR also locked up Japanese Americans, who were the first MAGA types. These insurrectionists had to be dealt with in the most severe way possible. Sure, it was racially motivated and probably the worst example of race discrimination in US history outside slavery, but there is something about those slanty eyes no one likes, am I right? FDR was just a man ahead of his time because he refused to leave office. That's right, he was the first to refuse to leave office ignoring the precedent set by George Washington to voluntarily leave office, but that's what slave owners do. They pretend to hate power when they really crave it like king FDR. And what about all that cheating on his wife in office under the radar? Truly a masterful accomplishment at a time when Americans actually cared about infidelity. He didn't even need to pay them off to keep quiet like Trump, they just did it to protect his skinny white privileged arse.
2. Jill Biden
Jill is not #2 because she was the first woman to become President. No, that distinction belongs to one Barak Obama who ended up being the first along side her husband Mike. However, she by far had the hardest job to do, which was running the country and world under the radar. Imagine your husband spewing nonsense 24/7 and saying he was declaring war on Medicare during the Presidential debate and, not only maintaining a straight face, but then rallying around him to run just one more time!! Not many could have done it, but it does explain what went on all those years. Yikes!!! How did the world not blow up altogether? Then again, it's not quiet over yet............................
3. Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton will go down as America's first Black President, once again beating Barak Obama to the punch. Clinton was also the first Democrat since Franklin D. Roosevelt to win a second term but refused to stay in place because the Constitution prevented him from it. Yep, that cost him the number one spot we gave to FDR. I mean, power is what it is all about guy? Why pay attention to a silly racist document like the Constitution everyone else ignores? Duh!! Overcoming impeachment, though, for perjuring himself in front of the entire world though alone demands at least being in the top 3. I mean, most other people go to jail for that sort of thing. It's called lawfare in reverse baby!!!!!!!! And we love it.
4. Ok, Ok, Ok, we will vote for one of the token older Presidents that have all those monuments to paise their existence.
Abraham Lincoln.
Happy?
I guess trampling state rights as he did, he is our favorite of the older conservative racist farts. And we really liked the war he oversaw as whitey racist killed whitey racist. Most excellent. But by all means, continue to tear down his statues people!!!
5. Barak Obama
Barak has fallen on hard times of late as he campaigned for Kamala Harris. Barak has fallen out of favor to such a degree that his support for Kamala did not even budge the poll numbers, yet we have to include him because he was the second at being black and for being the first woman as President. Outstanding work Barak!!!!!!!!!
6. George Washington
But only because we were forced to include him at the top of the list because he founded the country. Blah, blah, freak'in blah!!
7. Thomas Jefferson. Same reason, we had to include him like we did George, but will stop showing their pictures because the sight of white conservative men like the one above makes us physically ill.
In fact, why mention the rest of them as they are all white, and rich and privileged?
Nuff said.
1. FDR is ranked first, of course
Who can top FDR? George Washington? A slave owner? Pfft!! The Washington monument should be completely scuttled and soon will be once democrats elect another President. Historians laud Franklin D. Roosevelt for his extraordinary popularity and his devotion to economic justice. Can't pass the New Deal because SCOTUS declared it unconstitutional? No problem, just pack the court with your cronies. Brilliant! In fact, democrats today long to do that today. FDR also locked up Japanese Americans, who were the first MAGA types. These insurrectionists had to be dealt with in the most severe way possible. Sure, it was racially motivated and probably the worst example of race discrimination in US history outside slavery, but there is something about those slanty eyes no one likes, am I right? FDR was just a man ahead of his time because he refused to leave office. That's right, he was the first to refuse to leave office ignoring the precedent set by George Washington to voluntarily leave office, but that's what slave owners do. They pretend to hate power when they really crave it like king FDR. And what about all that cheating on his wife in office under the radar? Truly a masterful accomplishment at a time when Americans actually cared about infidelity. He didn't even need to pay them off to keep quiet like Trump, they just did it to protect his skinny white privileged arse.
2. Jill Biden
Jill is not #2 because she was the first woman to become President. No, that distinction belongs to one Barak Obama who ended up being the first along side her husband Mike. However, she by far had the hardest job to do, which was running the country and world under the radar. Imagine your husband spewing nonsense 24/7 and saying he was declaring war on Medicare during the Presidential debate and, not only maintaining a straight face, but then rallying around him to run just one more time!! Not many could have done it, but it does explain what went on all those years. Yikes!!! How did the world not blow up altogether? Then again, it's not quiet over yet............................
3. Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton will go down as America's first Black President, once again beating Barak Obama to the punch. Clinton was also the first Democrat since Franklin D. Roosevelt to win a second term but refused to stay in place because the Constitution prevented him from it. Yep, that cost him the number one spot we gave to FDR. I mean, power is what it is all about guy? Why pay attention to a silly racist document like the Constitution everyone else ignores? Duh!! Overcoming impeachment, though, for perjuring himself in front of the entire world though alone demands at least being in the top 3. I mean, most other people go to jail for that sort of thing. It's called lawfare in reverse baby!!!!!!!! And we love it.
4. Ok, Ok, Ok, we will vote for one of the token older Presidents that have all those monuments to paise their existence.
Abraham Lincoln.
Happy?
I guess trampling state rights as he did, he is our favorite of the older conservative racist farts. And we really liked the war he oversaw as whitey racist killed whitey racist. Most excellent. But by all means, continue to tear down his statues people!!!
5. Barak Obama
Barak has fallen on hard times of late as he campaigned for Kamala Harris. Barak has fallen out of favor to such a degree that his support for Kamala did not even budge the poll numbers, yet we have to include him because he was the second at being black and for being the first woman as President. Outstanding work Barak!!!!!!!!!
6. George Washington
But only because we were forced to include him at the top of the list because he founded the country. Blah, blah, freak'in blah!!
7. Thomas Jefferson. Same reason, we had to include him like we did George, but will stop showing their pictures because the sight of white conservative men like the one above makes us physically ill.
In fact, why mention the rest of them as they are all white, and rich and privileged?
Nuff said.
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