Poetry Corner:

[Raynine]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
We need a big story.
We need something new.

We need one so big,
It will wipe out the rest,
A story with wings.
From a DNA test.

We know zipper Bill was a sterile Cuckoo,
But Hillary’s oats were wild through and through.
Let’s pick up the phone,
And call Doctor Phil,
Let’s bring Chelsea C.
To the media mill.

Lights, camera, action,
Let’s get it all out.
Let’s settle it now,
Beyond reasonable doubt.

Doc Phil has the paper,
Right there in his hand,
This will make OJ’s exploits
Look boring and bland.

Blood fluids don’t lie,
The chromosomes say,
Let’s swab some from Chelsea,
For a media day.

It’s high time we know,
For good or for bad.
And Chelsea can leave,
Calling Vince Foster dad?

 

[shockedcanadian]

Roses are red, violets are blue,
We need a big story.
We need something new.

We need one so big,
It will wipe out the rest,
A story with wings.
From a DNA test.

We know zipper Bill was a sterile Cuckoo,
But Hillary’s oats were wild through and through.
Let’s pick up the phone,
And call Doctor Phil,
Let’s bring Chelsea C.
To the media mill.

Lights, camera, action,
Let’s get it all out.
Let’s settle it now,
Beyond reasonable doubt.

Doc Phil has the paper,
Right there in his hand,
This will make OJ’s exploits
Look boring and bland.

Blood fluids don’t lie,
The chromosomes say,
Let’s swab some from Chelsea,
For a media day.

It’s high time we know,
For good or for bad.
And Chelsea can leave,
Calling Vince Foster dad?

Chelsea looks a great deal like Bill so I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest.

 

[Raynine]

Chelsea looks a great deal like Bill so I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest.

If we don't ask questions we don't get answers.

 

[1srelluc]

Here lies the body of Mary Lee;
died at the age of a hundred and three.
For fifteen years she kept her viginity;
not a bad record for this vicinity.

-Capt. Quint