Pete Hegseth Invokes 'Fog Of War' After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator

[Crepitus]

ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he urinated inside a Pentagon break room refrigerator. “In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth, arguing that under the intense pressure of warfare it can be nearly impossible to distinguish between a porcelain urinal and a white refrigerator. “Civilians can never understand what it’s like to be in the thick of it. On the ground, you don’t have time to dilly-dally. You just unzip and go.

When you’re back home, it’s easy to have all these high-minded ideals about the ‘rules’ of combat, but the truth is, when you find yourself totally blasted and face-to-face with a brightly lit shelf of individually wrapped string cheeses, you don’t have the luxury of calculating whether there’s time to run to the bathroom or even open a window. Throw around terms like ‘war criminal’ or ‘coworker’s insulin-ruiner’ all you want, but I acted with significant restraint by urinating in the vegetable crisper when, by all accounts, I would have been totally justified in fully dousing every inch of the fridge in my piss.” Asked for comment, President Donald Trump defended Hegseth’s actions and appeared to imply that the Pentagon custodian who filed the initial complaint should be investigated for treason.

Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

The Democrats have taken the side of the Drug Cartel criminals

 

[Hellokitty]

What's democrats obsession with pee pee? Is this some kind of fetish?

 

[Lockback]

What's democrats obsession with pee pee? Is this some kind of fetish?

Yes.
As a group they have very small penises.
It's a proven fact.

 

[1srelluc]

See, the vile dems can't even do satire without being mean-spirited. No humor at all, just a bunch of assholes throwing hateful words together.

Hey OP:

 

[Rawley]

What's democrats obsession with pee pee? Is this some kind of fetish?

Yup. It's a sexual thing

 

[IM2]

You Repubicans crack me up. You're a bunch of idiots led by a felon and you dare try belittling Democrats.

 

[Crepitus]

Yes.
As a group they have very small penises.
It's a proven fact.

Then why is it us that's having all the sex?

 

[IM2]

Then why is it us that's having all the sex?

And it's with women. Democrats aren't taking pizzas to the porn house to watch trannies have sex.

 

[Harry Dresden]

ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked the “fog of war” Thursday to explain why he urinated inside a Pentagon break room refrigerator. “In the heat of the moment, you’ve got to make a decision, and sometimes that decision is imperfect,” said Hegseth, arguing that under the intense pressure of warfare it can be nearly impossible to distinguish between a porcelain urinal and a white refrigerator. “Civilians can never understand what it’s like to be in the thick of it. On the ground, you don’t have time to dilly-dally. You just unzip and go.

When you’re back home, it’s easy to have all these high-minded ideals about the ‘rules’ of combat, but the truth is, when you find yourself totally blasted and face-to-face with a brightly lit shelf of individually wrapped string cheeses, you don’t have the luxury of calculating whether there’s time to run to the bathroom or even open a window. Throw around terms like ‘war criminal’ or ‘coworker’s insulin-ruiner’ all you want, but I acted with significant restraint by urinating in the vegetable crisper when, by all accounts, I would have been totally justified in fully dousing every inch of the fridge in my piss.” Asked for comment, President Donald Trump defended Hegseth’s actions and appeared to imply that the Pentagon custodian who filed the initial complaint should be investigated for treason.

Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator

you ever been in a warlike situation crep were you are taking fire?...just curious....

 

[Harry Dresden]

And it's with women. Democrats aren't taking pizzas to the porn house to watch trannies have sex.

you sure about that?....

 

[Crepitus]

you ever been in a warlike situation crep were you are taking fire?...just curious....

Not in the breakroom.

Why?

 

[Harry Dresden]

Not in the breakroom.

Why?

because i know you despise the military,you told me so.....but here you are acting like you know what you are talking about....thats all...

 

[Crepitus]

because i know you despise the military,you told me so.....but here you are acting like you know what you are talking about....thats all...

Nope, I never said any such thing.

As for the rest, that's nunya.

 

[Lockback]

Then why is it us that's having all the sex?

Only with other guys. Most of us on my side don't go that way.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Nope, I never said any such thing.

As for the rest, that's nunya.

when i asked if you served,you said....I was never in the US military in any way, shape, or form.....doesnt seem like you wanted to be associated with them...

 

[IM2]

Only with other guys. Most of us on my side don't go that way.

Not according to grindr. Ask Mike Johnson. Then there is the tranny loving Mark Robinson.

 

[Crepitus]

when i asked if you served,you said....I was never in the US military in any way, shape, or form.....doesnt seem like you wanted to be associated with them...

Not at all. I just wanted to be very clear, because many people have assumed I was from things I have said and knowledge I have.

I have many many ex military friends, and many who used to work for me before I sold the business. And I sold it to them. I have absolutely no issue with military folks.

In fact at the moment I feel a lot of sympathy for them being caught up in the middle of this mess.

 

[Rambunctious]

Then why is it us that's having all the sex?

Sex with yourself doesn't count flyboy....

 

[Crepitus]

Sex with yourself doesn't count flyboy....

I'm not a tRumpling, kid.