OnlyFans Model Who Urinated On Grocery Store Food, Busted For Hotel Room Pee Spree — Including On A Bible

[RhodyPatriot]

My immediate thought is, she MUST know Hunter Biden.

They're probably besties.

But in all seriousness, as much as one can immediately critique the bankruptcy of our culture and its endless pursuit of internet clout in the name of the almighty dollar?

My next assessment is, admittedly, somewhat superficial...

Who, among even the most deranged of perverts, would pay to watch this chick do anything - let alone something so vile?

I mean...just sayin.

Anyway, here's a bit of the shameful details - not for the faint of heart:

A New Hampshire OnlyFans model who allegedly filmed herself urinating on grocery store food has been busted over a pee spree in a hotel room — including on a Bible, cops said.

Kelli Tedford, 24, was hit with fresh charges this week for allegedly urinating all over a room at a Marriott hotel in Keene back in January, court documents show.

Tedford, who goes by “Kinki Kelli” on OnlyFans, is accused of recording herself peeing on an air conditioner unit, comforter, curtains and the Bible inside the room, the documents charge.

She also allegedly defecated on the floor before hiding her feces in the tank of the toilet.

The alleged perp was hit with five criminal mischief charges over the sickening ordeal, the filings, obtained by the Smoking Gun show.

The gross saga allegedly unfolded just weeks before Tedford was arrested for spraying a slew of products at the Monadnock Food Co-op, which is also located in Keene, with her urine.

Her alleged display cost the grocery store roughly $1,500 for the ruined products and cleaning expenses, the Keene Police Department said at the time.

The local store was also forced to issue a recall for organic quinoa, cornmeal, polenta, coconut shreds and raw walnuts after Tedford allegedly relieved herself on the products.

OnlyFans model who filmed herself urinating on grocery store food busted for hotel room pee spree — including on a Bible

Kelli Tedford, 24, was hit with fresh charges this week for allegedly urinating all over a room at a Marriott hotel in Keene back in January.

nypost.com

Finally - a story that can coalesce both the Left and the Right in our condemnation of this sicko.

The Right will argue she's a twisted internet culture fatality that speaks to the overall degradation of our society and what happens when traditional roles and social mores are entirely forsaken.

And the Left will argue:

"NOT THE ORGANIC QUINOA! TO JAIL WITH HER"

In its own strange way, it should give us all hope for unity.

 

[rightwinger]

Trump is the one interested in Golden Showers

She could be in his administration

 

[buckeye]

Trump is the one interested in Golden Showers

She could be in his administration

No, that would be Hillary and the DNC who helped produce the completely debunked Steele Dossier.

Leftists are the most uninformed people. You're just another example.

 

[rightwinger]

No, that would be Hillary and the DNC who helped produce the completely debunked Steele Dossier.

Leftists are the most uninformed people. You're just another example.

The Steel Dossier has been proven to be true

 

[White 6]

My immediate thought is, she MUST know Hunter Biden.

They're probably besties.

But in all seriousness, as much as one can immediately critique the bankruptcy of our culture and its endless pursuit of internet clout in the name of the almighty dollar?

My next assessment is, admittedly, somewhat superficial...

Who, among even the most deranged of perverts, would pay to watch this chick do anything - let alone something so vile?

View attachment 1101135

I mean...just sayin.

Anyway, here's a bit of the shameful details - not for the faint of heart:

OnlyFans model who filmed herself urinating on grocery store food busted for hotel room pee spree — including on a Bible

Kelli Tedford, 24, was hit with fresh charges this week for allegedly urinating all over a room at a Marriott hotel in Keene back in January.

nypost.com

Finally - a story that can coalesce both the Left and the Right in our condemnation of this sicko.

The Right will argue she's a twisted internet culture fatality that speaks to the overall degradation of our society and what happens when traditional roles and social mores are entirely forsaken.

And the Left will argue:

"NOT THE ORGANIC QUINOA! TO JAIL WITH HER"

In its own strange way, it should give us all hope for unity.

A few felony convictions, and a year plus in prison, would do the piss whore some good.

 

[martybegan]

My immediate thought is, she MUST know Hunter Biden.

They're probably besties.

But in all seriousness, as much as one can immediately critique the bankruptcy of our culture and its endless pursuit of internet clout in the name of the almighty dollar?

My next assessment is, admittedly, somewhat superficial...

Who, among even the most deranged of perverts, would pay to watch this chick do anything - let alone something so vile?

View attachment 1101135

I mean...just sayin.

Anyway, here's a bit of the shameful details - not for the faint of heart:

OnlyFans model who filmed herself urinating on grocery store food busted for hotel room pee spree — including on a Bible

Kelli Tedford, 24, was hit with fresh charges this week for allegedly urinating all over a room at a Marriott hotel in Keene back in January.

nypost.com

Finally - a story that can coalesce both the Left and the Right in our condemnation of this sicko.

The Right will argue she's a twisted internet culture fatality that speaks to the overall degradation of our society and what happens when traditional roles and social mores are entirely forsaken.

And the Left will argue:

"NOT THE ORGANIC QUINOA! TO JAIL WITH HER"

In its own strange way, it should give us all hope for unity.

Usually I am of the position of " no kink shaming as long as you do it in private". (Onlyfans to me counts as private because you have to sign up for specific content and pay for it)


But doing this shit to things you don't own, especially produce....eeeewwwww..

And then doing the poop in the clean water tank of a toilet..... ugh..

 

[marvin martian]

The Steel Dossier has been proven to be true

Eww, Alec Baldwin is such a perv.

 

[mudwhistle]

Trump is the one interested in Golden Showers

She could be in his administration

They made up that story because of the crap Hillary and Michelle were into.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

A few felony convictions, and a year plus in prison, would do the piss whore some good.

Be honest White, did ya clutch your pearls at the mention of the soiled quinoa?

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

My immediate thought is, she MUST know Hunter Biden.

They're probably besties.

But in all seriousness, as much as one can immediately critique the bankruptcy of our culture and its endless pursuit of internet clout in the name of the almighty dollar?

My next assessment is, admittedly, somewhat superficial...

Who, among even the most deranged of perverts, would pay to watch this chick do anything - let alone something so vile?

View attachment 1101135

I mean...just sayin.

Anyway, here's a bit of the shameful details - not for the faint of heart:

OnlyFans model who filmed herself urinating on grocery store food busted for hotel room pee spree — including on a Bible

Kelli Tedford, 24, was hit with fresh charges this week for allegedly urinating all over a room at a Marriott hotel in Keene back in January.

nypost.com

Finally - a story that can coalesce both the Left and the Right in our condemnation of this sicko.

The Right will argue she's a twisted internet culture fatality that speaks to the overall degradation of our society and what happens when traditional roles and social mores are entirely forsaken.

And the Left will argue:

"NOT THE ORGANIC QUINOA! TO JAIL WITH HER"

In its own strange way, it should give us all hope for unity.

You're in a nation saturated with urination

 

[mudwhistle]

My immediate thought is, she MUST know Hunter Biden.

They're probably besties.

But in all seriousness, as much as one can immediately critique the bankruptcy of our culture and its endless pursuit of internet clout in the name of the almighty dollar?

My next assessment is, admittedly, somewhat superficial...

Who, among even the most deranged of perverts, would pay to watch this chick do anything - let alone something so vile?

View attachment 1101135

I mean...just sayin.

Anyway, here's a bit of the shameful details - not for the faint of heart:

OnlyFans model who filmed herself urinating on grocery store food busted for hotel room pee spree — including on a Bible

Kelli Tedford, 24, was hit with fresh charges this week for allegedly urinating all over a room at a Marriott hotel in Keene back in January.

nypost.com

Finally - a story that can coalesce both the Left and the Right in our condemnation of this sicko.

The Right will argue she's a twisted internet culture fatality that speaks to the overall degradation of our society and what happens when traditional roles and social mores are entirely forsaken.

And the Left will argue:

"NOT THE ORGANIC QUINOA! TO JAIL WITH HER"

In its own strange way, it should give us all hope for unity.

To be honest....I'm not really interested in freaks.

I'd rather hear about good people who do good things.

 

[rightwinger]

They made up that story because of the crap Hillary and Michelle were into.

Putin released the tapes
They have been certified as 100 percent balls accurate by the Russian Ministry of Truth

 

[Z99]

This will look good on her resume.

 

[marvin martian]

Putin released the tapes
They have been certified as 100 percent balls accurate by the Russian Ministry of Truth

That's Alec Baldwin's sex tape.

 

[mudwhistle]

Putin released the tapes
They have been certified as 100 percent balls accurate by the Russian Ministry of Truth

Even with that poor quality....you can tell that's not Trump.

 

[rightwinger]

Even with that poor quality....you can tell that's not Trump.

It is obviously Trump
We all know he is attracted to Golden Showers

 

[mudwhistle]

It is obviously Trump
We all know he is attracted to Golden Showers

That's a guy wearing a wig and makeup.

He's also only about 5'9" .....and Trump is 6' 3"

 

[martybegan]

That's a guy wearing a wig and makeup.

He's also only about 5'9" .....and Trump is 6' 3"

I think the real fun is Rightwinger not being able to just say pissing on produce in public and upper decking a hotel toilet is wrong.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

I think the real fun is Rightwinger not being able to just say pissing on produce in public and upper decking a hotel toilet is wrong.

Just mention the quinoa....

 

[marvin martian]

Even with that poor quality....you can tell that's not Trump.

It's Alec Baldwin (before he murdered his coworker)