NFL has to cancel half time performance by Bunny

[Votto]

Sadly, the wrapper known as "Bunny" declined to perform once he heard that the rapper Vanilla Ice was going to be there. "It's that horrible, horrible song of his, Ice, Ice Babby" said Bunny. "It gives me PTSD and makes me want to run for my little immigrant life!!"

The NFL then had to find a replacement.

"How on earth can we find another performer and still piss off and offend millions of people now with our half time show?" lamented an NFL CEO. "I mean, we had the whole show ready to go with a man dressed as a woman singing smack about MAGA and poking fun at Charlie Kirk. It would have been like Jimmy Kimmel on acid. Just think of the massive ratings we would have had upsetting so many people!"

Luckily, a lesser-known rapper named "Swine" was available and deemed worthy to fill in for Bunny. "His gig goes something like this", said the CEO. "He dresses as a pig and begins to sing while wearing a pro Hamas shirt and head ban. Considering how many Muslims are in the world today, that should piss off more people than we ever could doing anything else, so let's do it!!"

No words yet on where the remains of the NFL will be laid to rest once a jihad has been declared on him and the NFL. More to come.

 

[MarathonMike]

I heard Slimy Snake is also available.

 

[Darkwind]

I heard Slimy Snake is also available.

Hey!

Keep it PG13!

 

[EMH]

I am up for an organized boycott of NFL. We should choose one weekend where the NFL will feel the PAIN of NOT HAVING ANY TRUMP BACKERS WATCHING OR GOING OR PAYING ANY ATTENTION.

 

[Blaster]

Too bad Tiny Tim is dead.

 

[leftwinger]

Super bowls mostly seem anti climatic, after the WC exciting games. Then some good championship games but not so many.

I've known about all SB games, Namath with the guarantee busted up the old Colts <snickering> then the leagues merged.

Never seen one minute of any halftime BS? God gave me remote too. I heard a tit fell out once?

 

[leftwinger]

I am up for an organized boycott of NFL. We should choose one weekend where the NFL will feel the PAIN of NOT HAVING ANY TRUMP BACKERS WATCHING OR GOING OR PAYING ANY ATTENTION.

Had a few years of that already after 2020 riots and kneeling. Many are still out. I was out before until RedZone and gambling hot me like ton of bricks. A reason to l Iive again.

 

[Failzero]

He will pull some shit and the NFL will withdraw the offer .

 

[Moonglow]

Do you folks get forced to watch the TV?

 

[Blaster]

The halftime shows the past 10 years have been crap. Just have a good marching band instead.

 

[Moonglow]

The halftime shows the past 10 years have been crap. Just have a good marching band instead.

Sounds even worse.

 

[EMH]

Had a few years of that already after 2020 riots and kneeling. Many are still out. I was out before until RedZone and gambling hot me like ton of bricks. A reason to l Iive again.

We need a group like TURNING POINT to PICK A WEEKEND so THE WHOLE WORLD NOTICES...

 

[Moonglow]

We need a group like TURNING POINT to PICK A WEEKEND so THE WHOLE WORLD NOTICES...

How about they pick their nose instead?

 

[leftwinger]

I always thought the SB should be 5 or six quarters. Too easy to run the clock out if leading. Maybe a team only gets 4-6 possesions the entire game worst case?

Make them play on. Use your full roster.

 

[Votto]

Do you folks get forced to watch the TV?

If Biden were still in office no doubt we would be, all while being forced to get our Covid vaccines, of course.

 

[Mack The Finger]

Too bad Tiny Tim is dead.

It looks Blaster is going right for the chuckle.

Folks...this is incredible but it looks he's got it !

Nobody saw it coming...it was like a hurricane of humor.

 

[Mack The Finger]

I am up for an organized boycott of NFL. We should choose one weekend where the NFL will feel the PAIN of NOT HAVING ANY TRUMP BACKERS WATCHING OR GOING OR PAYING ANY ATTENTION.

I boycott all pro-sports.

If I want a sermon I will go to church.

Thank you and God bless.

 

[Failzero]

I boycott all pro-sports.

If I want a sermon I will go to church.

Thank you and God bless.

**** Soccer and Basket Ball ( And since The Indians became the Guardians **** Baseball too )