New York's New Mayor Is A Complete Weirdo

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

I always just assumed it was the East River, but stranger things have happened.

The latest evidence of this comes from a recent Politico profile. While reading, it becomes clear that the author, whatever angle they had in mind upon beginning the story, quickly became fully fascinated with Adams’ general bizarreness. And people, including twitter, absolutely picked up on it.

Here are some highlights:

He learned that New York sits on a store of rare gems and stones, and believes that as a result, “there’s a special energy that comes from here.”
Ah yes, New York is basically the architectural version of Smaug. I’ve never watched somebody peeing in the connecting tunnel of a subway station and thought “I bet this city sits on a store of rare gems and stones.”

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[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I thought that was "normal" for Yankees.

 

[ColonelAngus]

Mass murderer Cuomo doesnt look so bad.

Keep going left, fools.

 

[MisterBeale]

Sounds like Paulie has become the mayor.

 

[scruffy]

This sounds like New Age stuff. Vibes from crystals and such? I wonder if he listens to Yanni?

 

[MarathonMike]

What else would we expect? Take a look at the mayors of all the major Democrat controlled cities. It's a Total Leftist Freak Show.

 

[Resnic]

Isn't this the same guy who wanted to ban chocolate milk or something ridiculous like that?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

He has the sole criteria for holding democrat political office. He's black.

 

[ColonelAngus]

NY deserves who they elect.