New York City Police are looking for a samurai sword-wielding assailant wearing a ninja suit

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Man is attacked with a SAMURAI SWORD at Manhattan subway station as violence continues to surge - despite NYC Mayor Eric Adams claiming there is only a 'perception of crime'.

New York City Police are looking for a samurai sword-wielding assailant wearing a ninja suit after an attack at a subway station Thursday morning.

Police responded to the Chambers Street station in Lower Manhattan around 9:30 a.m. to a report of a man with a knife on a northbound A train.

The victim told police the suspect struck him with the handle of the sword
His wounds are not considered to be life-threatening, police said

Police say the suspect is wearing a ninja suit with a rainbow-colored pattern on the sleeves, a black baseball hat with a Marvel logo on the front. The samurai sword has a pearl handle, police said.

Man attacked with a samurai sword at Manhattan subway station

Did he shout "Wakanda Forever!" as he was fleeing?

Point of order though.....If he's wearing rainbow stripes on his sleeve and a baseball cap, is he really wearing a ninja suit?
 
Man is attacked with a SAMURAI SWORD at Manhattan subway station as violence continues to surge - despite NYC Mayor Eric Adams claiming there is only a 'perception of crime'.

New York City Police are looking for a samurai sword-wielding assailant wearing a ninja suit after an attack at a subway station Thursday morning.

Police responded to the Chambers Street station in Lower Manhattan around 9:30 a.m. to a report of a man with a knife on a northbound A train.

The victim told police the suspect struck him with the handle of the sword
His wounds are not considered to be life-threatening, police said

Police say the suspect is wearing a ninja suit with a rainbow-colored pattern on the sleeves, a black baseball hat with a Marvel logo on the front. The samurai sword has a pearl handle, police said.

Man attacked with a samurai sword at Manhattan subway station

Did he shout "Wakanda Forever!" as he was fleeing?

Point of order though.....If he's wearing rainbow stripes on his sleeve and a baseball cap, is he really wearing a ninja suit?

I think I may have found him...

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If he is white, then it must mean he is a MAGA insurrectionist and needs jailed

But come on, this is New York City. A Republican has not set foot in New York City in the last 10,000 years.

So that means he is a social justice warrior that the white pigs need to leave him alone, or pay reparations to him to help ease his pain.
 
Man is attacked with a SAMURAI SWORD at Manhattan subway station as violence continues to surge - despite NYC Mayor Eric Adams claiming there is only a 'perception of crime'.

New York City Police are looking for a samurai sword-wielding assailant wearing a ninja suit after an attack at a subway station Thursday morning.

Police responded to the Chambers Street station in Lower Manhattan around 9:30 a.m. to a report of a man with a knife on a northbound A train.

The victim told police the suspect struck him with the handle of the sword
His wounds are not considered to be life-threatening, police said

Police say the suspect is wearing a ninja suit with a rainbow-colored pattern on the sleeves, a black baseball hat with a Marvel logo on the front. The samurai sword has a pearl handle, police said.

Man attacked with a samurai sword at Manhattan subway station

Did he shout "Wakanda Forever!" as he was fleeing?

Point of order though.....If he's wearing rainbow stripes on his sleeve and a baseball cap, is he really wearing a ninja suit?
People who believe men can get pregnant would have no problem accepting rainbow ninjas can be stealthy.
 
You may all rest easy; our long national nightmare is over, and the NYC Subway Rainbow Ninja Swordsman is safely behind bars.

Turns out he's got quite a record (including strangulation!) and we can only guess why he was carrying a sword on the subway. Apparently, he got in a shouting match with a homeless guy who once set up a fake bomb threat, and Sword Guy cracked Homeless Guy over the head with the sword, which was still in its wooden scabbard, then he ran. Not a master criminal, this one.

And just to put it out there: Knives have sheaths. Swords have scabbards.

 

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