Votto
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Nearly one thousand illegal immigrants were arrested yesterday as immigration laws were now being followed for the first time in the US since the year 1346 during the Black Plague. Just kidding, that was too long ago and the US did not even exist back then. No, immigration laws have never been followed. The immigrants were not even officially arrested because authorities had to released them all once they had realized that all the illegal citizens had changed their name to "Hunter Biden". "Look Holmes", said one immigrant, "My documents say that my name is Hunter Biden who was pardoned, just like my thousands of twin brothers who are with me." However, officials of ICE had an ace up their sleeve. "We are not going to deport you outside the US", said the government official. "We are going to send you to the Gulf of America on an island yet to be named".
No word yet on whether Joe Biden and company can sue them in time to stop the flights off the mainland, especially considering all the flights leave tonight at midnight.
