My Butt Is Already Double Masked

[Weatherman2020]

The panic porn from the cultists continues. Now you need to fear farts.

The official advice is to open a window to increase ventilation and slow the spread of Covid, but now there could be an added incentive – the virus may also be spread by flatulence.
Ministers have privately pointed to evidence that Covid could be spread by people breaking wind in confined spaces such as lavatories. One said they had read "credible-looking stuff on it" from other countries, although government scientists are yet to produce a paper on the matter.
The source said there had been evidence of a "genomical-linked tracing connection between two individuals from a [lavatory] cubicle in Australia."

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[Polishprince]

Maybe its time to mandate the wearing of gas masks in the nation's lavatories and Mexican restaurants?

 

[bugs]

I Have ALWAYS been Scared of Farts...

 

[JoeMoma]

My farts cure cancer.

 

[JGalt]

Super-spreader event!

 

[deannalw]

Oh if somebody farts a covid fart at me there's gonna be big fuckin trouble.

 

[petro]

Ban Beans!!!!
Broccoli also, that makes my butt very vocal.

 

[petro]

I left a stinking silent but deadly fart in aisle 3 at Walmart.
Does that make me a chemical war criminal?

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Pork and beans, eggs, cabbage and Taco Bell's entire menu would be declared as a biological warfare agent if farts carried COVID.

 

[petro]

If a homemade cloth mask is adequate for stopping Covid, certainly my Fruit of the Looms qualifies.
I wear Levi's also, so I am double masked as Fauci advised.

 

[petro]

Pork and beans, eggs, cabbage and Taco Bell's entire menu would be declared as a biological warfare agent if farts carried COVID.

White Castle will be raided by the ATF for selling Gut Grenades.

 

[JGalt]

Buttplug thread.

 

[Moonglow]

No mask can deride the insidious stench that is my flatulency..