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Millions Reported Dead As 'Big Beautiful Bill' Passes
Millions Reported Dead As 'Big Beautiful Bill' Passes
WORLD — Millions of people instantly died today after the Big, Beautiful Bill passed Congress.
babylonbee.com
WORLD — Millions of people instantly died today after the Big, Beautiful Bill passed Congress.
Mere moments after the deciding vote was cast, a horrific tragedy played out across the world as throngs of humans immediately dropped dead.
"They tried to warn us," sighed Speaker Mike Johnson, surveying the carnage. "They tried to tell us that this would kill everyone, but we didn't listen. How foolish I was! Curse you, Big, Beautiful Bill!"
At publishing time, death squads had begun hunting down Medicaid patients, just as Democrats had warned.
Commentary:
If you've been watching MSNBC and the other Quisling Media, you've been watching Crying women saying their kids will die now, or they'll be at the cancer clinic next week so I suppose we will have to step over a lot of bodies.
Cnn saying people are dying by the tens of thousands even as this message is being written.
Will there be anyone left to even bury the dead?
Owls will also be falling out of the sky, and whales turning up dead en mass due to the bill’s passage.
At least they’ll still be able to vote for Zohran Mamdani in the coming New York Mayoral race.
Who will be collecting their Social Security Checks....? Democrats or the DNC?
I found this Bee article very amusing, indeed. Everything exaggerated and in perfect storm formations.
But then again I do have a morbid sense of humor...
