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Michelle Obama Reveals Husband Barack's Reaction to New Look Inspired by Young People in Her Life
Michelle Obama recently made a major change to her appearance, and her husband, Barack Obama, barely even noticed it.
Hmmm.... Where to begin. First, I have to wonder where the piercings were placed on her body. Second, how many piercings did she already have? She is 62 years old, and mentions that young people are getting a lot of multiple body piercings. I take this to mean that she is having some sort of midlife crisis. I mean, I bought a Harley; she began wholesale mutilation of her body.
Then, Barry did not notice the piercings. She said it. She said it. She said the only reason Barry found out is because she told him about it. This suggests to me that the piercings were mainly on parts of Michelle's body that usually stays covered up. It also tells me that Barry don't look under there much to have seen them in the first place. Whether this is Barry's choice, Michelle's dictate, or by mutual agreement, I do not know.
This is really a tribal thing. Primitive tribal people would pierce their bodies, and do so multiple times. They would tattoo their bodies, sometimes covered from head to to. They would do bizarre body modification, like to elongate their heads, stretch their necks, do the saucer lips thing, and all sorts of weird stuff. Clearly, these sorts of things lend themselves to primitive culture.
Now, right in the middle of primitive culture, we have Michelle Obama. I bet Barry disapproves of this. Of course, the two of them are barely husband and wife any more. It is clear from interviews and that pod cast of hers that she hates Barry's guts at this point in her life. She feels like submitting to him, the man, was a major concession that caused her to reach her full potential, whatever that may have been.
I have a piece of advice for the Obamas. Barry needs to make Michelle keep her mouth shut. She is making them both look like a total and complete freak show at this point. She needs to take up knitting or baking or some other hobby that will take up her time and keep her out of the public. She is a narcissist, and she is broken. If nothing changes, one day Michelle is going to show up on a tv show dressed in fig leaves and advocating the sacrifice of chickens as a fertility ritual. She needs to be institutionalized, subjected to electric shock therapy and intense psychological therapy. If I were Barry and I had his connections, I think I could pull that off.
