McConnell Vows To Work Until 102

[toobfreak]

Mitch McConnell, having had strokes, fade-outs, dizzy spells, and blank session has now fallen down the marble Senate steps.
Others nearby helped him up. He is pretty OK for the most part for now.
But Mitch was unfazed. Undaunted, he is now in a wheelchair with seat-belt pushed around by a nurse, as a precautionary step.
Mitch announced this morning that so long as he stays in the wheelchair and has a nurse to spoon feed him and wipe his ass,
he does not see why he cannot continue to carry out the people's work, maybe until he is 102 years old!
When asked what if he dies before then, Mitch quipped: "I doubt anyone will notice the difference."

Mitch McConnell using a wheelchair after falling down stairs at the Capitol

A spokesman for McConnell said the 82-year-old senator is "fine" and using a wheelchair “purely as a precautionary measure."

www.nbcnews.com

 

[1srelluc]

Code name....Capt Pike.

 

[Meister]

Okay, I'm giving odds on this one. Any takers???

 

[toobfreak]

Code name....Capt Pike.

Sean Kenney got to play on a couple other Star Trek episodes (#19 & 24 in minor roles)
sans brutal make up in reward for putting up with all the stuff he endured to play Capt. Pike!

 

[toobfreak]

Okay, I'm giving odds on this one. Any takers???

I'll lay odds that Mitch makes it through till the end of his current term as a near vegetable now then retires, showing that it takes almost no work to be a senator because for the most part, they do almost nothing, proving for all that nearly anyone could do it.

But then, a job which almost anyone could do is why they got into government in the first place. The pay was good and it was much less work than being a fry cook at McDonald's.

 

[Thunk]

he does not see why he cannot continue to carry out the people's work, maybe until he is 102 years old!

So mitch is retiring in a month?

 

[toobfreak]

So mitch is retiring in a month?

No, his term expires in 2027.

 

[Thunk]

No, his term expires in 2027.

That was a jo...I say a JOKE boy

 

[toobfreak]

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