Loudest Outdoor Brother in the World

[Meathead]

So, retired and trying to escape really cold winter in Czech Republic, I set my sites on Thailand. Not a sex tourist so I decided on Hua Hin rather than Pattaya. Gotta decent four-star hotel for about $400 a month, great room, balconey, big flat screen, etc.

About 8PM the world's loudest bordel, actually 16 of them under different awnings and ownerships directly across the street in the same complex came to life. I couldn't even here the voices in my head it was so ******* loud.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So I dragged my sorry ass across the street and found lotsa old white guys draped over 30 to 40 something Thai women. Small beer, $3 sat down and watched. Chatted with a tattooed German owner of one of the tents and he filled me in. Seems if you take a girl from the you pay what's called a bar fine, $16 and what you do with her is between you.

One beer and I left alone, but I don't know who I feel sorrier for, the old guys or the women who he said come from the poor north of the country and often have children back home.

An all-to-real slice of life. Of course the irony is that I tried to avoid Pattaya and wound up in the heart of the red-light district of Hua Hin.

 

[BackAgain]

Wait. Am I your first reader?

 

[Meathead]

Wait. Am I your first reader?

Probably my last. This isn't about Trump after all.

 

[JGalt]

So, retired and trying to escape really cold winter in Czech Republic, I set my sites on Thailand. Not a sex tourist so I decided on Hua Hin rather than Pattaya. Gotta decent four-star hotel for about $400 a month, great room, balconey, big flat screen, etc.

About 8PM the world's loudest bordel, actually 16 of them under different awnings and ownerships directly across the street in the same complex came to life. I couldn't even here the voices in my head it was so ******* loud.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. So I dragged my sorry ass across the street and found lotsa old white guys draped over 30 to 40 something Thai women. Small beer, $3 sat down and watched. Chatted with a tattooed German owner of one of the tents and he filled me in. Seems if you take a girl from the you pay what's called a bar fine, $16 and what you do with her is between you.

One beer and I left alone, but I don't know who I feel sorrier for, the old guys or the women who he said come from the poor north of the country and often have children back home.

An all-to-real slice of life. Of course the irony is that I tried to avoid Pattaya and wound up in the heart of the red-light district of Hua Hin.

Wait...what? You went to a bordello in Thailand and didn't bring back any pictures?

 

[Meathead]

Wait...what? You went to a bordello in Thailand and didn't bring back any pictures?

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You want to see some 70-year old Euro caressing some younger Thai skank?!

 

[DGS49]

I used to visit Thailand (Bangkok, actually) regularly. Bangkok had a bizarre culture in which ALL of the sex bullshit was confined to one neighborhood (Patpong?), and the rest of the city was very prudish. You could not buy a Playboy or comparable magazine in any news stand. Any time a White male passenger hailed a cab (tuk-tuk), the driver would virtually demand that you go to the Red Light district (I think they got some sort of a kickback).

But seriously, I never saw an attractive Thai woman. They were all dogs. The only pretty women I encountered there were Japanese, and other Asians.

It was an interesting place, I'd like to go there again just to see how it has changed. It had the worst auto traffic I've ever encountered. Often it took longer to drive someplace than to walk, but it was so ******* hot and humid that walking was not really an option.

 

[JGalt]

You want to see some 70-year old Euro caressing some younger Thai skank?!

Now that you put it that way, thanks for not taking pictures.