~Little Red Riding Hood~

Dabs

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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. The surprised wolf jumps up and runs away!


Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time he is crouched behind a tree stump.

"My what big ears you have Mr. Wolf", says Little Red Riding Hood. Again the foiled wolf jumps up and runs away.

About 2 miles down the track, Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again, this time crouched down behind a road sign.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf", taunts Little Red Riding Hood.

With that the Big Bad Wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you get lost?! I'm trying to take a shit!"
 
I once read somewhere that "Little Red Riding Hood" may have been intended as a euphemism for the vagina during menstruation.
 
This is not a funny joke... I have deep feeling for wolves who need to shit.:lol:
 
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