Listen to Morti's joke about the french

[Mortimer]

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The grandfather comes to visit his grandson.
The grandson is sitting right in front of the screen, playing PlayStation.
The grandfather says:
“When I was your age, we went to Paris, to the Moulin Rouge.
We grabbed women by the ass, pissed in the corner, didn’t pay a single cent, and had a lot of fun.”
A week later, the grandfather comes back to visit the grandson again.
The grandson is sitting there with a completely blue, blackened eye, all bandaged up.
The grandfather asks:
“What happened to you?”
The grandson says:
“I did exactly what you told me you did.”
“I was in Paris.
We grabbed women by the ass.
We pissed in the corner.
We got beaten up badly
and were taken home in an ambulance.”
Then the grandfather asks:
“And who were you there with?”
The grandson says:
“With a tourism group.”
"And you grandfather?"
The grandfather says:
“With the Waffen-SS, haha.”

 

[JGalt]

- YouTube

[video=youtube_share;F--8iyCbL4M]

The grandfather comes to visit his grandson.
The grandson is sitting right in front of the screen, playing PlayStation.
The grandfather says:
“When I was your age, we went to Paris, to the Moulin Rouge.
We grabbed women by the ass, pissed in the corner, didn’t pay a single cent, and had a lot of fun.”
A week later, the grandfather comes back to visit the grandson again.
The grandson is sitting there with a completely blue, blackened eye, all bandaged up.
The grandfather asks:
“What happened to you?”
The grandson says:
“I did exactly what you told me you did.”
“I was in Paris.
We grabbed women by the ass.
We pissed in the corner.
We got beaten up badly
and were taken home in an ambulance.”
Then the grandfather asks:
“And who were you there with?”
The grandson says:
“With a tourism group.”
"And you grandfather?"
The grandfather says:
“With the Waffen-SS, haha.”

If you hear a knock on your door tonight, that will just be the Bundespolizei.

Just tell them to go away.

 

[luiza]

“With the Waffen-SS, haha.”

Very Racist considering the number of top SS Waffen that were Jewish
Starting with Uncle Adolf himself and then led by the likes of Goebbels and Himmler.

You will upset the bulk of Zionists who have no inkling of this.

 

[Zebra]

If you hear a knock on your door tonight, that will just be the Bundespolizei.

Just tell them to go away.

The Bundespolizei is harmless.

 

[JGalt]

The Bundespolizei is harmless.

I meant the Geheime Staatspolizei.

 

[Zebra]

He meant the Gestapo

 

[JGalt]

He meant the Gestapo

This thread has been pretty quiet since Saturday. Guess they snatched poor Morti and threw him in the dungeon.

Too bad, it was a funny joke.

 

[Zebra]

Well, one better does not mess with the Ge.sta.po

 

[Zebra]

If you hear a knock on your door tonight, that will just be the Bundespolizei.

Just tell them to go away.

The Ge.sta.po usually knocks at 5 in the morning

 

[luiza]

This thread has been pretty quiet since Saturday. Guess they snatched poor Morti and threw him in the dungeon.

Too bad, it was a funny joke.

That explosion at the Swiss ski resort has Morticia written all over it .
Following a few weeks of half hearted Ozempic jabs ( until Mum ran out of cash ) , Morticia blew up like a tent in a storm until he/she exploded .