Lego Introduces ‘California Home’ Set Where Kids Fill Out Permit And Wait 2 Years For Approval

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Lego Introduces ‘California Home’ Set Where Kids Fill Out Permit And Wait 2 Years For Approval
Life·Mar 29, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

LEGOLAND, CA — Representatives from LEGO gathered at Legoland in San Diego to unveil a new series of building sets called ‘California Home' that requires kids to fill out building permits and wait two years before starting construction.

"We are thrilled to announce the new ‘California Home' edition of our popular Lego building sets," Lego representative Nancy Snyder said while speaking to a group of Legoland attendees. "Kids will love applying for permits, getting denied, waiting two years, doing environmental studies, and then hoping their approved permits don't need any amending before then can get to work on construction of the sets!"

The new boxes will contain all the necessary paperwork to begin filing permits for building construction, as well as a chuckling government employee who will laugh at the children's misfortune.

"If kids start building their sets before the permits are approved, representatives from the California government will come to their houses, confiscate their bricks, and throw the kids in jail," Snyder said. "We can't wait to see how much fun families have with this process!"

At publishing time, Lego announced it would also be releasing a new "California Homeless Encampment" series where builders can construct tent cities and open-air drug markets out of bricks.

 

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Kids are lucky to be growing up during the age of Leftism.

 

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Lego Introduces ‘California Home’ Set Where Kids Fill Out Permit And Wait 2 Years For Approval
Life·Mar 29, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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LEGOLAND, CA — Representatives from LEGO gathered at Legoland in San Diego to unveil a new series of building sets called ‘California Home' that requires kids to fill out building permits and wait two years before starting construction.

"We are thrilled to announce the new ‘California Home' edition of our popular Lego building sets," Lego representative Nancy Snyder said while speaking to a group of Legoland attendees. "Kids will love applying for permits, getting denied, waiting two years, doing environmental studies, and then hoping their approved permits don't need any amending before then can get to work on construction of the sets!"

The new boxes will contain all the necessary paperwork to begin filing permits for building construction, as well as a chuckling government employee who will laugh at the children's misfortune.

"If kids start building their sets before the permits are approved, representatives from the California government will come to their houses, confiscate their bricks, and throw the kids in jail," Snyder said. "We can't wait to see how much fun families have with this process!"

At publishing time, Lego announced it would also be releasing a new "California Homeless Encampment" series where builders can construct tent cities and open-air drug markets out of bricks.

Republicans love to pick on California but they never want to admit that it's also happening in Florida. Despite how low the taxes are in Florida, people can no longer afford to live in Florida. Housing costs, HOA dues, groceries, insurance and PERMITS seem to be an issue in Florida. In order to do ANYTHING to the inside of your place, you need a permit. So we snuck some illegals in and told them not to open the door to anyone who knocks. First we snuck all the stuff they would need in the days before.

Point is, I think Florida has a lot of these same problems. Does Ron DeSantis suck?

 

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Lego Introduces ‘California Home’ Set Where Kids Fill Out Permit And Wait 2 Years For Approval
Life·Mar 29, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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LEGOLAND, CA — Representatives from LEGO gathered at Legoland in San Diego to unveil a new series of building sets called ‘California Home' that requires kids to fill out building permits and wait two years before starting construction.

"We are thrilled to announce the new ‘California Home' edition of our popular Lego building sets," Lego representative Nancy Snyder said while speaking to a group of Legoland attendees. "Kids will love applying for permits, getting denied, waiting two years, doing environmental studies, and then hoping their approved permits don't need any amending before then can get to work on construction of the sets!"

The new boxes will contain all the necessary paperwork to begin filing permits for building construction, as well as a chuckling government employee who will laugh at the children's misfortune.

"If kids start building their sets before the permits are approved, representatives from the California government will come to their houses, confiscate their bricks, and throw the kids in jail," Snyder said. "We can't wait to see how much fun families have with this process!"

At publishing time, Lego announced it would also be releasing a new "California Homeless Encampment" series where builders can construct tent cities and open-air drug markets out of bricks.

Florida

 

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Republicans love to pick on California but they never want to admit that it's also happening in Florida. Despite how low the taxes are in Florida, people can no longer afford to live in Florida. Housing costs, HOA dues, groceries, insurance and PERMITS seem to be an issue in Florida. In order to do ANYTHING to the inside of your place, you need a permit. So we snuck some illegals in and told them not to open the door to anyone who knocks. First we snuck all the stuff they would need in the days before.

Point is, I think Florida has a lot of these same problems. Does Ron DeSantis suck?

The Left has invaded every state, but California is notorious for being the worst of the worst.

After 4 years of Biden, people simply don't have enough money to live.

 

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The Left has invaded every state, but California is notorious for being the worst of the worst.

After 4 years of Biden, people simply don't have enough money to live.

California is the BIGGEST state. And yea, probably too regulated. But don't blame Biden for what's going on in Florida. And if you want to still, then blame Trump because he's making things worse.
Global warming is causing storms that insurance companies don't want to pay for. You don't believe in Global warming. Okay fine. It's natural disasters not man made. So pay more in insurance.

Lowering rent is the Governors job not Biden's. Stop building McMansions and start building more affordable housing.

I did a quick google search and found that Florida is becoming less affordable due to a combination of factors, including rapid population growth, increased demand for housing, rising home prices, and stagnant wage growth, making it difficult for residents to afford housing and other essential expenses.

 

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California is the BIGGEST state. And yea, probably too regulated. But don't blame Biden for what's going on in Florida. And if you want to still, then blame Trump because he's making things worse.
Global warming is causing storms that insurance companies don't want to pay for. You don't believe in Global warming. Okay fine. It's natural disasters not man made. So pay more in insurance.

Lowering rent is the Governors job not Biden's. Stop building McMansions and start building more affordable housing.

I did a quick google search and found that Florida is becoming less affordable due to a combination of factors, including rapid population growth, increased demand for housing, rising home prices, and stagnant wage growth, making it difficult for residents to afford housing and other essential expenses.

This whole business of having an EPA that is dictating life to everyone in Florida, including the governor, who are all unelected JUST LIKE ELON MUSK!!.......only, Elon is not being paid to be an unelected dictator, and then blaming the governor who is drowning in the Left wing bureaucracy of unelected dictators is beyond asinine.

Trump can't even do anything within his own Executive Branch without Federal judges stopping him from doing so.

And at the end of the day, Trump will be blamed for all the insane spending after being tied and gagged and prevented from doing anything about it by unelected Federal Left wing judges.