Joke

[Crepitus]

An old man walks up to a newsstand. He buys a newspaper, looks at the front-page and throws it right into the trash-can next to the stand. The next day, he does the same: He buys a newspaper, looks at the front-page and throws it into the trash. And the next day he does the same. And the next, and the next.

Eventually, the sales-guy asks the man why he keeps doing that: Buying a newspaper, looking at the front and throwing it away.

• "I'm just looking for an obituary."
• "But obituaries are at the end of the newspaper, not on the front-page!"
• "Oh, the one I'm looking for will be on the front-page."

 

[Rambunctious]

 

[luiza]

What was the joke De Crappy?
Or does it appear in the next episode ?

You could always tell us the ones about the Safe Killer Jabs or Ukraine winning the war .

You remember . The silly ones that you repeated hundreds of times after you had your operation .

 

[Crepitus]

Attention:

Due to rising cost from recently imposed tariffs dirty deed will no longer be done dirt cheap.

That is all.

 

[Crepitus]

So I tried donating blood today and I gotta say: "never again"!

Too many damn questions.

Who's blood is it?

Where did you get it?

Why is it in a bucket?

 

[Crepitus]

When I was a kid I saw the Wizard of OZ and wondered how someone could talk with no brain.

Then I got facebook.

 

[Crepitus]

Police have confirmed that the man who fell from the roof of a nightclub was not a bouncer.

 

[Crepitus]

A pessimist sees a dark tunnel

An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel

A realist sees a freight train

A train engineer sees three idiots standing on the tracks