Joe Biden and Corn Pop

This is a favorite story of Biden's.

If Corn Pop knew that one day Biden would become the leader of the most powerful military on earth he would never have pulled out his razor blade or whatever it was.

To have a nickname such as Corn Pop you know he was a serious guy. Reminds me of a guy nicknamed "Tiny" growing up. The name was ironic by design.
 
President Trump needs to find Corn Pop and bring him to a Trump rally to give his side of the story.

We've been listening to this tale for decades, but only from one point of view.
That would easily garner Trump 3 or 4% more in the polls.

Imagine if Corn Pop said that Biden ran to safety in his friends vehicle? That would be devastating to his campaign :auiqs.jpg:
 
The real story of Corn Pop probably went like this:

Corn Pop caught Joe Biden sniffing and pawing at some of the kids at the pool. Joe was also making the kids rub his leg hairs, so Corn Pop kicked Joe's ass and threw him out.

Corn Pop was a bad dude.
 
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