I've got it! Ban everything.

[CrazyTrader55]

I went to church this morning. Got back, logged onto X (Twitter) and I see that within the last hour, a church in Michigan was attached with guns and then set on fire.

Of course the left will demand to "do something about guns" before the fire is even put out. But I have figured out the solution so that we can lead a totally risk free life. First thing I did was look up the 6 weapons in CLUE, as I had forgotten some.

The following items need to be banned by the government:

• Guns
• Knives
• Lead Pipes
• Candlesticks
• Wrenches
• Rope
• Hammers
• Automobiles
• Gasoline
• Boats
• Matches
• Lighters
• Alcohol

Why stop at guns? Ban it all.

Feel safer?

 

[Thinker101]

I went to church this morning. Got back, logged onto X (Twitter) and I see that within the last hour, a church in Michigan was attached with guns and then set on fire.

Of course the left will demand to "do something about guns" before the fire is even put out. But I have figured out the solution so that we can lead a totally risk free life. First thing I did was look up the 6 weapons in CLUE, as I had forgotten some.

The following items need to be banned by the government:

• Guns
• Knives
• Lead Pipes
• Candlesticks
• Wrenches
• Rope
• Hammers
• Automobiles
• Gasoline
• Boats
• Matches
• Lighters
• Alcohol

Why stop at guns? Ban it all.

Feel safer?

I dunno, seems the surest way is to ban people.

 

[Dorian Mode]

I know, let's ban violence!

 

[Donald H]

I went to church this morning. Got back, logged onto X (Twitter) and I see that within the last hour, a church in Michigan was attached with guns and then set on fire.

Of course the left will demand to "do something about guns" before the fire is even put out. But I have figured out the solution so that we can lead a totally risk free life. First thing I did was look up the 6 weapons in CLUE, as I had forgotten some.

The following items need to be banned by the government:

• Guns
• Knives
• Lead Pipes
• Candlesticks
• Wrenches
• Rope
• Hammers
• Automobiles
• Gasoline
• Boats
• Matches
• Lighters
• Alcohol

Why stop at guns? Ban it all.

Feel safer?

When everybody in America is safe with a gun there won't be any need for all the other weapons.

 

[Concerned American]

I went to church this morning. Got back, logged onto X (Twitter) and I see that within the last hour, a church in Michigan was attached with guns and then set on fire.

Of course the left will demand to "do something about guns" before the fire is even put out. But I have figured out the solution so that we can lead a totally risk free life. First thing I did was look up the 6 weapons in CLUE, as I had forgotten some.

The following items need to be banned by the government:

• Guns
• Knives
• Lead Pipes
• Candlesticks
• Wrenches
• Rope
• Hammers
• Automobiles
• Gasoline
• Boats
• Matches
• Lighters
• Alcohol

Why stop at guns? Ban it all.

Feel safer?

don't forget fertilizer and diesel fuel.

 

[Eman623]

don't forget fertilizer and diesel fuel.

And pickup trucks.

 

[Concerned American]

And pickup trucks.

and nuts and bolts and pressure cookers.

 

[Eman623]

and nuts and bolts and pressure cookers.

And tall buildings with windows, especially in Russia!

 

[Manonthestreet]

If your party leads the violence category by a lot perhaps ya should find another party

 

[BluesLegend]

I went to church this morning. Got back, logged onto X (Twitter) and I see that within the last hour, a church in Michigan was attached with guns and then set on fire.

Of course the left will demand to "do something about guns" before the fire is even put out. But I have figured out the solution so that we can lead a totally risk free life. First thing I did was look up the 6 weapons in CLUE, as I had forgotten some.

The following items need to be banned by the government:

• Guns
• Knives
• Lead Pipes
• Candlesticks
• Wrenches
• Rope
• Hammers
• Automobiles
• Gasoline
• Boats
• Matches
• Lighters
• Alcohol

Why stop at guns? Ban it all.

Feel safer?

They need to BAN the Democrat leaders who are fomenting violence to trigger the far left whackos carrying out these attacks. Lock up the Dem leaders in PRISON maybe that will stop them.