schmidlap
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Cybersecurity expert and notorious goofball Mike Lindell has an inspired idea for resurrecting his collapsed pillow empire, ruined by his persistent promotion of crackpot, paranoid delusions.
Anticipating the need for the cult to take a long nap, he will soon release the limited edition
Anticipating the need for the cult to take a long nap, he will soon release the limited edition
"IN YOUR DREAMS"
Mike says,
"It's a precise 3D copy of Trumpers' version of the enchanted Blarney Stone!
And it's big! It's soft! It's stuffed chock full o' stuff!"
"I've pre-ordered enough for me and everyone on my cell block!"
enthused another martyr to Trumpery (although admitting that he can't pay for them.)
Mike says,
"It's a precise 3D copy of Trumpers' version of the enchanted Blarney Stone!
And it's big! It's soft! It's stuffed chock full o' stuff!"
"I've pre-ordered enough for me and everyone on my cell block!"
enthused another martyr to Trumpery (although admitting that he can't pay for them.)
