It Seems the Racists Won After All

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At least according to this:

Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job

November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45


WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans (most of them White*) and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind (most of them White*). The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."


* my comments

It seems Whitey is still sticking it to the Black guy**










** Sarcasm
 
At least according to this:

Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job

November 5, 2008 | Issue 44•45


WASHINGTON—African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America. In his new high-stress, low-reward position, Obama will be charged with such tasks as completely overhauling the nation's broken-down economy, repairing the crumbling infrastructure, and generally having to please more than 300 million Americans (most of them White*) and cater to their every whim on a daily basis. As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind (most of them White*). The job comes with such intense scrutiny and so certain a guarantee of failure that only one other person even bothered applying for it. Said scholar and activist Mark L. Denton, "It just goes to show you that, in this country, a black man still can't catch a break."


* my comments

It seems Whitey is still sticking it to the Black guy**










** Sarcasm

I was just about to post that! That's hilarious!

I also found this funny:

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
 
Check out the Onion video about Barbara Bush running aground off the coast of Maine.
 
Oh lordie lordie, Brair Fox, please don't throw me in dat brair patch!
 
Another great parody site is Landover Baptist
 
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