Seymour Flops
Diamond Member
Here is the plan for all Democrat posters on here to follow in the next eight years. It is called “Project Bedwet 25-33,” because I expect that after eight years that the pendulum will swing again and a Democrat will be president. What a Democrat president will look like by then, I’m not sure. But it won’t be another Biden or Harris, I’m sure of that.
This is a plan to deal with 8 years of Trump, followed by someone equally as hated by you and the mainstream media.
This is an eight point plan. Do not feel that you have to hit them all. Some may seem contradictory. This is by design. Pick the ones you are most comfortable with. Some of you may be most comfortable by working the two most contradictory ones. Go with your feelings, that’s what Democrats are good at.
Without further intro:
Point 1: Do not change. It may be tempting to drop some of the more discredited principles of the Democratic Party over the last eight years, such as the transing of children and the flooding of the nation with illegal aliens with records of violent crime. Don’t. The next eight years will give you more opportunities to express these principles, not fewer.
There will be unfortunate girls who were born boys and will not be allowed to play on the girls team, nor watch the girls shower after a vigorous basketball game. Make their cases your cause célèbre. Same with illegal immigration, which must be brought back to Biden-era levels! Play up the tragic aspects every single time an illegal migrant is deported.
Point 2 : Avoid naming who you think should be in the White House. The point is to attack the current occupant, not to name a replacement. This is not your role. It is the job of the DNC to decide who their party will run for the White House. The Democrat primary is to be a formality, as always.
Point 3: Blame every negative outcome or story on Trump. Do not worry about the logical connection. Trump is in charge, so do not hesitate to blame him for the weather, falling test scores in our public school, or any other phenomena seemingly unrelated to Trump. Logic is not the point. The point is to have multiple threads with headlines blaming Trump for things.
Point 4: Do not use “logic” or civilized discourse or anything else the largely white pro-Trumpers will demand of you. Logic is a white construct, or more correctly, an aspect of whiteness. Even if you yourself are white, avoid logic. Logic is a trap when dealing with Trumpers. They will first ask you for your “logic,” and then immediately proceed to dismantle the logic with better logic. You just fell in the trap. Make bald statements and if asked for logic, make another one.
Beware of phrases like “connect the dots on that,” or “how so?” or “how does that work?” Traps to be avoided.
Point 5: Repetition, repetition, repetition.
Repetition.
Point 6: Be an insult troll! Even if you are able to carry on a conversation using basic logic, fall back on attacks as soon as your logic is assailed. One good way to serve is to jump on a thread on which another follower of Project Bedwet 25-33 is in trouble with a flood of insults designed to distract. To ensure that such a troll always comes to your rescue, simply create another account and be your own insult troll. Such an account is called a “sock puppet” and there are many already on the board, so yours will have plenty of company.
Point 7: Deny that you are following Project Bedwet 25-33! Make claims like “there is no Project Bedwet 25-33!” or “Project Bedwet 25-33 is a made up hoax!” or “I’ve never even read Project Bedwet 25-33!” This point is key. Acknowledging your slavish devotion to Project Bedwet 25-33 is counterproductive. Use it like a baby momma, then when asked about it deny you have anything to do with it.
Point 8: Name actions that Trump does and call them "disasters," or "failures." Do this well before we know the outcome of these actions Do not wait to see if it succeeds or fails. No. Trump's actions succeed to often for that. Call the failures before we know whether they are or not. If they turn out to be successes, give credit to previous Democrats and then comment no further.
This is a plan to deal with 8 years of Trump, followed by someone equally as hated by you and the mainstream media.
This is an eight point plan. Do not feel that you have to hit them all. Some may seem contradictory. This is by design. Pick the ones you are most comfortable with. Some of you may be most comfortable by working the two most contradictory ones. Go with your feelings, that’s what Democrats are good at.
Without further intro:
Point 1: Do not change. It may be tempting to drop some of the more discredited principles of the Democratic Party over the last eight years, such as the transing of children and the flooding of the nation with illegal aliens with records of violent crime. Don’t. The next eight years will give you more opportunities to express these principles, not fewer.
There will be unfortunate girls who were born boys and will not be allowed to play on the girls team, nor watch the girls shower after a vigorous basketball game. Make their cases your cause célèbre. Same with illegal immigration, which must be brought back to Biden-era levels! Play up the tragic aspects every single time an illegal migrant is deported.
Point 2 : Avoid naming who you think should be in the White House. The point is to attack the current occupant, not to name a replacement. This is not your role. It is the job of the DNC to decide who their party will run for the White House. The Democrat primary is to be a formality, as always.
Point 3: Blame every negative outcome or story on Trump. Do not worry about the logical connection. Trump is in charge, so do not hesitate to blame him for the weather, falling test scores in our public school, or any other phenomena seemingly unrelated to Trump. Logic is not the point. The point is to have multiple threads with headlines blaming Trump for things.
Point 4: Do not use “logic” or civilized discourse or anything else the largely white pro-Trumpers will demand of you. Logic is a white construct, or more correctly, an aspect of whiteness. Even if you yourself are white, avoid logic. Logic is a trap when dealing with Trumpers. They will first ask you for your “logic,” and then immediately proceed to dismantle the logic with better logic. You just fell in the trap. Make bald statements and if asked for logic, make another one.
Beware of phrases like “connect the dots on that,” or “how so?” or “how does that work?” Traps to be avoided.
Point 5: Repetition, repetition, repetition.
Repetition.
Point 6: Be an insult troll! Even if you are able to carry on a conversation using basic logic, fall back on attacks as soon as your logic is assailed. One good way to serve is to jump on a thread on which another follower of Project Bedwet 25-33 is in trouble with a flood of insults designed to distract. To ensure that such a troll always comes to your rescue, simply create another account and be your own insult troll. Such an account is called a “sock puppet” and there are many already on the board, so yours will have plenty of company.
Point 7: Deny that you are following Project Bedwet 25-33! Make claims like “there is no Project Bedwet 25-33!” or “Project Bedwet 25-33 is a made up hoax!” or “I’ve never even read Project Bedwet 25-33!” This point is key. Acknowledging your slavish devotion to Project Bedwet 25-33 is counterproductive. Use it like a baby momma, then when asked about it deny you have anything to do with it.
Point 8: Name actions that Trump does and call them "disasters," or "failures." Do this well before we know the outcome of these actions Do not wait to see if it succeeds or fails. No. Trump's actions succeed to often for that. Call the failures before we know whether they are or not. If they turn out to be successes, give credit to previous Democrats and then comment no further.
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