ICE’s Alligator Alcatraz

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Orange Man Bad, aka The Trump Administration, is thinking outside the box in ways that open borders, America-Last libs never expected

This is a very inexpensive holding facility for illegal migrants complete with expedited processing

Way to go Trump, or rather the team working for Trump
 
Am not prepared to risk it

But if you swim underwater they will not attack , or so I gather -- surely only a minor operation to make a wet suit and and produce an oxygen supply in prison .
And , apparently , they hate a solution of ammonia and urine .
So you need a second cylinder along with one for the Oxygen .

Conclusion ? No real problems to escape after scaling the fifty foot electrified fence .

Anyhow , what about making yourself look like one of them , and pray that that some randy male does not want to mate with you under water ?
 
Am not prepared to risk it

But if you swim underwater they will not attack , or so I gather -- surely only a minor operation to make a wet suit and and produce an oxygen supply in prison .
And , apparently , they hate a solution of ammonia and urine .
So you need a second cylinder along with one for the Oxygen .

Conclusion ? No real problems to escape after scaling the fifty foot electrified fence .

Anyhow , what about making yourself look like one of them , and pray that that some randy male does not want to mate with you under water ?
The idea that they will not attack underwater is an old myth. After all they eat fish and flying fish don't live in fresh water.
 
The idea that they will not attack underwater is an old myth. After all they eat fish and flying fish don't live in fresh water.

Am no expert but have watched this happening on Wildlife progs . They presumably think you are another Croc unless you are Morticia when they might think that Mcdonalds has expanded .

BBC tends not to be Fake in this area although they still will not admit that Bigfeet are American Silly Hilly Billy natives
 


Orange Man Bad, aka The Trump Administration, is thinking outside the box in ways that open borders, America-Last libs never expected

This is a very inexpensive holding facility for illegal migrants complete with expedited processing

Way to go Trump, or rather the team working for Trump

I wonder if alligators like Mexican food.
 
Am no expert but have watched this happening on Wildlife progs . They presumably think you are another Croc unless you are Morticia when they might think that Mcdonalds has expanded .

BBC tends not to be Fake in this area although they still will not admit that Bigfeet are American Silly Hilly Billy natives
There are a couple of scuba divers in Florida that would disagree.
 


Orange Man Bad, aka The Trump Administration, is thinking outside the box in ways that open borders, America-Last libs never expected

This is a very inexpensive holding facility for illegal migrants complete with expedited processing

Way to go Trump, or rather the team working for Trump

Just heard about this yesterday. What a complete waste of money. So now the goal is round up illegals, detain them, and now whoever built this place is getting rich. What did it cost to make this detention center?


The Florida migrant detention center, nicknamed "Alligator Alcatraz", is estimated to cost $450 million annually to operate.

How much did it cost to build?

So how much are we spending? Maybe we should not be detaining them? And maybe Biden giving them foodstamps didn't cost this much?
 
There are a couple of scuba divers in Florida that would disagree.
I live in South Florida. It is the undisputed King of Golf Courses. And with Golf Courses you have water traps.

As any Golfer knows (I am not one, just don't see the point) a lot of Golf Balls end up in those water traps.

So, enterprising young men will often don Scuba Gear and gather up the hundreds or thousands of abandoned golf balls, clean them up and sell them.

Water Traps in S Florida (and elsewhere) also happen to be home to alligators. Lots of them. And they often take a chunk out of our intrepid divers. Happens all the time. Just google it, you'll get thousands of responses.
 
The Florida migrant detention center, nicknamed "Alligator Alcatraz", is estimated to cost $450 million annually to operate.
Sez who?

I suspect that is wildly exaggerated

The facilities are not luxury hotels the way criminal migrants are pampered in new york city
 
Do not forget the pythons:

 
Am not prepared to risk it

But if you swim underwater they will not attack , or so I gather -- surely only a minor operation to make a wet suit and and produce an oxygen supply in prison .
And , apparently , they hate a solution of ammonia and urine .
So you need a second cylinder along with one for the Oxygen .

Conclusion ? No real problems to escape after scaling the fifty foot electrified fence .

Anyhow , what about making yourself look like one of them , and pray that that some randy male does not want to mate with you under water ?

All of that equals instant alligator lunch.
Also the 10 foot long 250 pound pythons will attack underwater.
 

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