I was suicidal

[FuelRod]

I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan .
I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

 

[Mad Scientist]

I remember a Simpsons' episode where Marge called the Suicide Hotline, was put on hold and heard this:

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[Moonglow]

 

[St.Blues]

George Carlin would have been in his glory with all the Terrorist shit going on in the world.
He was a political nut that made sense before he became cynical.

A funnydude, not a scarydude.

Blues