Flopper
Diamond Member
After years of messing around with HP printers, I finally decided to bite the bullet and get a black-and-white laser printer. Iād read good things about Brother's printers and I found one for $200āno color, no sheet feeder, no fax. Just a simple B&W laser printer with a scanner. Sounded perfect for what I needed. Operating cost? Less than 2 cents a page. What could go wrong?
Well... a lot.
The fun started with the installation. Total nightmare. It insisted I connect the printer to my computer with a USB cable. But the printer lives downstairs, and I was planning to use it over my local network. Why would I need a USB connection to my printer? Still, I gave in, dragged the computer closer, and even bought a long USB cable. But then I got an error saying the signal was too weakāapparently, a USB cable over 10 feet is ātoo long.ā
After some back-and-forth with Brothers tech support, I ended up removing the Brothers USB print driver entirely. That finally stopped it from demanding a USB connection, and I managed to get it working over the network. Victory? Not quite.
Then I find out it needs a firmware update. Fine. I click the āUpdate Firmwareā button in their app... and it asks for the printer password. A password? For a printer? I didnāt even know it had one. Turns out itās printed on the back of the machine. So I head downstairs, find what looks like a password, go back up, type it in... and after pretending to update the firmware for five minutes, it says the password is incorrect.
Why does it take five minutes to realize a password is wrong?
I double-check the password. Still the same. I try again, typing super carefully. Still no luck. And since there's no āshow passwordā option, I can't even be sure I'm not mistyping something. Then it tells me I need to change the password. Great. How exactly do you change a password thatās embossed on the back of the printer?
More research. Turns out Iād need to reset the printer to factory settings to change the printer password, which would erase everythingāincluding the network setupāand bring me right back to the cursed USB cable. And even then, thereās no guarantee that a new password would work.
I call Brother support. The guy casually tells me I don't actually need the firmware update. He had no idea why the software was telling me otherwise.
So now, my old HP printer is back downstairs, happily doing its job. The Brother printer? I gave it to my grandsonāhe loves technical puzzles. And honestly, since my HP is over 10 years old, it doesnāt ask for firmware updates or password protection. It just prints. Like a printer should.
Well... a lot.
The fun started with the installation. Total nightmare. It insisted I connect the printer to my computer with a USB cable. But the printer lives downstairs, and I was planning to use it over my local network. Why would I need a USB connection to my printer? Still, I gave in, dragged the computer closer, and even bought a long USB cable. But then I got an error saying the signal was too weakāapparently, a USB cable over 10 feet is ātoo long.ā
After some back-and-forth with Brothers tech support, I ended up removing the Brothers USB print driver entirely. That finally stopped it from demanding a USB connection, and I managed to get it working over the network. Victory? Not quite.
Then I find out it needs a firmware update. Fine. I click the āUpdate Firmwareā button in their app... and it asks for the printer password. A password? For a printer? I didnāt even know it had one. Turns out itās printed on the back of the machine. So I head downstairs, find what looks like a password, go back up, type it in... and after pretending to update the firmware for five minutes, it says the password is incorrect.
Why does it take five minutes to realize a password is wrong?
I double-check the password. Still the same. I try again, typing super carefully. Still no luck. And since there's no āshow passwordā option, I can't even be sure I'm not mistyping something. Then it tells me I need to change the password. Great. How exactly do you change a password thatās embossed on the back of the printer?
More research. Turns out Iād need to reset the printer to factory settings to change the printer password, which would erase everythingāincluding the network setupāand bring me right back to the cursed USB cable. And even then, thereās no guarantee that a new password would work.
I call Brother support. The guy casually tells me I don't actually need the firmware update. He had no idea why the software was telling me otherwise.
So now, my old HP printer is back downstairs, happily doing its job. The Brother printer? I gave it to my grandsonāhe loves technical puzzles. And honestly, since my HP is over 10 years old, it doesnāt ask for firmware updates or password protection. It just prints. Like a printer should.
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