Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles

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Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles
Politics·Mar 5, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party in Germany held up little paddles with tiny signs on them.

The Führer was giving a speech in the Reichstag when suddenly, opposing politicians began holding up miniature signs attached to what appeared to be tiny ping-pong paddles. Within minutes, Hitler had been deposed and the Nazi regime collapsed.

"We did it! I knew the little signs would work," said opposition leader Hagan Schulz. "No one can withstand little paddles that say 'False' on them. The world is saved!"

According to sources, Hitler's iron grip on power began to immediately weaken when the signs saying "False" were raised. Still, it seemed like the Nazis would be able to hang on to power, but the opposition was not done. They quickly turned their paddles around, revealing another sign that said, "Hitler steals", defeating the Nazis once and for all.

 

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Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles
Politics·Mar 5, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party in Germany held up little paddles with tiny signs on them.

The Führer was giving a speech in the Reichstag when suddenly, opposing politicians began holding up miniature signs attached to what appeared to be tiny ping-pong paddles. Within minutes, Hitler had been deposed and the Nazi regime collapsed.

"We did it! I knew the little signs would work," said opposition leader Hagan Schulz. "No one can withstand little paddles that say 'False' on them. The world is saved!"

According to sources, Hitler's iron grip on power began to immediately weaken when the signs saying "False" were raised. Still, it seemed like the Nazis would be able to hang on to power, but the opposition was not done. They quickly turned their paddles around, revealing another sign that said, "Hitler steals", defeating the Nazis once and for all.

Our Dims think their paddles are powerful.

 

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And just in case you have a dog that is a Nazi

 

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Our Dims think their paddles are powerful.

It is.

Little known fact, ping pong is how tennis got started.

 

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Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles
Politics·Mar 5, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party in Germany held up little paddles with tiny signs on them.

The Führer was giving a speech in the Reichstag when suddenly, opposing politicians began holding up miniature signs attached to what appeared to be tiny ping-pong paddles. Within minutes, Hitler had been deposed and the Nazi regime collapsed.

"We did it! I knew the little signs would work," said opposition leader Hagan Schulz. "No one can withstand little paddles that say 'False' on them. The world is saved!"

According to sources, Hitler's iron grip on power began to immediately weaken when the signs saying "False" were raised. Still, it seemed like the Nazis would be able to hang on to power, but the opposition was not done. They quickly turned their paddles around, revealing another sign that said, "Hitler steals", defeating the Nazis once and for all.

Yes .. yes .. the Democrats, swimming in their own pool of shit, attempted to utilize the approach they used the last four years to make a statement. So successful ... Americans now love Democrats....

 

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REMINDER: It Is Offensive And Possibly Illegal To Photoshop Anything On These Democrats' Signs That Would Make Them Look Foolish

Headline Says It All·Mar 4, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

The Babylon Bee would like to kindly remind the nation that photoshopping other words or images onto Democrats' little signs is super offensive.

Please, do not do anything to their tiny Brazilian steakhouse paddles to make the Democrats look foolish. That would be very disrespectful and probably against the law.

We thank you all for your kindly cooperation in this matter.

 

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Yes .. yes .. the Democrats, swimming in their own pool of shit, attempted to utilize the approach they used the last four years to make a statement. So successful ... Americans now love Democrats....

God help us, it looks like democrats are escalating hostilities.

 

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It's all fun-n-games till the auction house finds out that their bid paddles were stolen.