Help You Make It To Your Flight

[George Costanza]

Aw, c'mon - the TSA isn't all that bad. Heck, they are really here to HELP y'all:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a8jGVXOMsw&feature=player_embedded[/ame]

 

[Quantum Windbag]

Of course they are here to help, and they will do whatever they need to to keep us safe, as long as it does not involve using their brains.