Headlines you would definitely click on

[Ame®icano]

Post headlines that capture your attention. Or create you own headline that you think people will click on. If is real, provide a link.

Here we go.

Quebec man drowns in natural maple syrup pond after being chased by a Moose from separatist rally

 

[Ame®icano]

Police shoot and kill man for whistling aggressively.

 

[Ame®icano]

El Cartel challenges ISIS to beheading competition.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Coca Cola Increases Penis Size!

 

[Ame®icano]

How to lose weight eating only fast food.

 

[TheOldSchool]

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[Ame®icano]

10 Reasons why eating a cheeseburger is sexist - Number 8 made me rip out my epiglottis

 

[Ame®icano]

Click Here for a Free Blow Job

Link?

 

[Ame®icano]

Russel Brand has taken hostages in financial district of London.

 

[TheOldSchool]

The 100 Best Boobs in the World.



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OMG!!!

The 100 Best Boobs In The World

 

[TemplarKormac]

Scientific study claims coffee causes cancer

 

[TemplarKormac]

Harrison Ford crashes Millennium Falcon on golf course, Should have let Chewie win Say Sources

 

[TemplarKormac]

Liberal gun owner goes on rampage at gun control rally

 

[TheOldSchool]

Finally, Peace in Israel!!!

Lol, nvm that'll never happen.

 

[Ame®icano]

This Swede wouldn't cuck his wife. What her bull did next is unbelievable....

 

[Bootneck]

British news report from WW2:

"Eighth Army Push Bottles Up Germans"

 

[Bootneck]

Lichfield Post:
Basis of report:
Local laundry owner by name of Nuts who having got TWO of his laundry girls pregnant , scarpers the country

The headline to this story was:

NUTS SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS

 

[Bootneck]

 

[Ame®icano]

Two wanted for illegal butt injections.

 

[Ame®icano]

6 reasons "Freedom" is a dated concept