Hamas Calls On Democrats To Tone Down Violence

[Doc7505]

Hamas Calls On Democrats To Tone Down Violence​

Hamas Calls On Democrats To Tone Down Violence

GAZA — Amid recent explosions of left-wing terrorism around the country, Hamas issued a rare public statement this morning to ask Democrats to please tone down the violence a little bit.

babylonbee.com

25 Sep 2025 ~~


GAZA — Amid recent explosions of left-wing terrorism around the country, Hamas issued a rare public statement this morning to ask Democrats to please tone down the violence a little bit.
"Please, it's too much. You're all making us look bad," said Hamas spokesterrorist Muhammed Muhammed al-Muhammed. "If this keeps up, our esteemed terrorist organization will lose its reputation as the most violent and feared organization in the world."
"So please, maybe take a break for a few weeks and let us do some terrorism too, inshallah."
Sources confirmed that leftists had been on a blood-soaked murder streak for the last several years, dwarfing atrocities attributed to well-known terror groups like Hamas, Hezbollah, and The Walt Disney Company. "Democrats are quickly becoming the most feared multinational terror group in history," said one terror expert. "At this rate, there may not be anyone left to terrorize in a few years."
Hamas did extend an olive branch to Democratic leaders, praising them for their prowess at inciting and perpetrating various atrocities. "It's all very impressive, don't get me wrong," said the Hamas spokesterrorist, "We just ask that you please not hog the spotlight too much. We want some attention for our horrific acts of violence, too."
At publishing time, leftists had committed yet another terrorist attack, completely overshadowing recent Hamas attacks.


Commentary:
Once more into the breach of bad DSA decisions and politics.
Babylon Bee in it's satirical persuasion places the emphasis on Democrat violence.
In the meantime Democrats have hoisted themselves on their own petards as violent people willing to cause terrorism and violence to achieve their goals.

 

[toobfreak]

Hamas Calls On Democrats To Tone Down Violence​

I was actually shocked to find this was only meant as a sarcasm.

 

[Meathead]

I was actually shocked to find this was only meant as a sarcasm.

Me too. I think that there are more than a few lessons on moderation that the American left could learn from Hamas.

 

[Failzero]

Me too. I think that there are more than a few lessons on moderation that the American left could learn from Hamas.

The “ Vote from the Rooftops “ horse is outta the barn

 

[toobfreak]

Me too. I think that there are more than a few lessons on moderation that the American left could learn from Hamas.

Hamas will come more in handy when it comes time for democrats to start raping teens, cooking babies, and throwing gays off roof tops.

 

[Meathead]

Hamas will come more in handy when it comes time for democrats to start raping teens, cooking babies, and throwing gays off roof tops.

Well, they've got the Somali skank and Talib.

 

[Doc7505]

I was actually shocked to find this was only meant as a sarcasm.

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I know the feeling sometimes I'm slow on the up take or punch line ...

 

[toobfreak]

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I know the feeling sometimes I'm slow on the up take or punch line ...

Well, knowing democrats as they are, when I read the story header, my first thought was that I could go either way on the literality of the story.