Global Warming Not The Only Reason 'War On Cows' Needed...'Animal Rebellion'?

[easyt65]

New York became the latest victim of a lawless 'Mad Cow' rampage...

"Once again, a cow has taken over the streets of New York City - this time running wild on the Major Deegan. Marc Santia reports."

"Chopper 4 footage showed an extensive traffic jam Tuesday afternoon as NYPD officers tried to safely corral the cow. It was captured and tethered to a light pole in the highway median, though the agitated animal was at one point straining aggressively against the rope before being tranquilized. The runaway cow was first reported shortly before noon. A half-hour later, it was still swamping traffic."

Channel 4 New York believes there may be a bigger story here, though. It's not about Global Warming, and it's not just COWS. They could have stumbled on to what could be an entire ANIMAL REBELLION AGAINST MANKIND:

"The rampaging cow went on its escapade less than a week after a lamb got loose on the Gowanus and just two days after a rogue goat ran amok in the Bronx."





Runaway Cow Wreaks Traffic Havoc on NYC Highway





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[Votto]

New York became the latest victim of a lawless 'Mad Cow' rampage...

"Once again, a cow has taken over the streets of New York City - this time running wild on the Major Deegan. Marc Santia reports."

"Chopper 4 footage showed an extensive traffic jam Tuesday afternoon as NYPD officers tried to safely corral the cow. It was captured and tethered to a light pole in the highway median, though the agitated animal was at one point straining aggressively against the rope before being tranquilized. The runaway cow was first reported shortly before noon. A half-hour later, it was still swamping traffic."

Channel 4 New York believes there may be a bigger story here, though. It's not about Global Warming, and it's not just COWS. They could have stumbled on to what could be an entire ANIMAL REBELLION AGAINST MANKIND:

"The rampaging cow went on its escapade less than a week after a lamb got loose on the Gowanus and just two days after a rogue goat ran amok in the Bronx."





Runaway Cow Wreaks Traffic Havoc on NYC Highway





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I think AOC is wrong. The world won't end in 12 years due to global warming, it will end in 5 years due to cow rebellion.

We are all gonnna die!!!!!!!






















































































No, really, we are all gonna die.

 

[Pilot1]

Cow's lives matter!

(eat more chicken)

 

[martybegan]

New York became the latest victim of a lawless 'Mad Cow' rampage...

"Once again, a cow has taken over the streets of New York City - this time running wild on the Major Deegan. Marc Santia reports."

"Chopper 4 footage showed an extensive traffic jam Tuesday afternoon as NYPD officers tried to safely corral the cow. It was captured and tethered to a light pole in the highway median, though the agitated animal was at one point straining aggressively against the rope before being tranquilized. The runaway cow was first reported shortly before noon. A half-hour later, it was still swamping traffic."

Channel 4 New York believes there may be a bigger story here, though. It's not about Global Warming, and it's not just COWS. They could have stumbled on to what could be an entire ANIMAL REBELLION AGAINST MANKIND:

"The rampaging cow went on its escapade less than a week after a lamb got loose on the Gowanus and just two days after a rogue goat ran amok in the Bronx."





Runaway Cow Wreaks Traffic Havoc on NYC Highway





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Everyone knows that the Animal Rebellion will be lead by (and ruined by) pigs.

 

[Votto]

Come at me Bro!

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Within ten years cows will learn to hold their farts to create giant collective THUNDERBLASTS™ that will be able to knock down medium-sized buildings, and asphyxiate the local citizenry.

Mark my words! Ten years! Scientific consensus!

 

[easyt65]

Within ten years cows will learn to hold their farts to create giant collective THUNDERBLASTS™ that will be able to knock down medium-sized buildings, and asphyxiate the local citizenry.

Mark my words! Ten years! Scientific consensus!

If this is true, if cows could develop the power to take down up to medium-sized buildings, they could earn a place on AOC's 'Green New Deal' workforce, contributing to the effort to upgrade or completely REBUILD every building in the US...

Just sayin'....

 

[easyt65]

Another thing that could potentially stave off the coming 'Cow Wars' is some of that non-existent technology AOC says her Green New Deal relies / will rely on. If scientists could genetically create a flatulence-free bovine species 'war' could potentially be averted.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Another thing that could potentially stave off the coming 'Cow Wars' is some of that non-existent technology AOC says her Green New Deal relies / will rely on.

It exists today. Just don't ever stand behind the cow, just in case.

 

[easyt65]

I stand corrected.....




Thank you!



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