Jay Zepher
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- Aug 21, 2020
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Elon Musk, the darling of Climate Change liberals and the Far Left for having created the premier electric vehicle, Tesla - this Ultra liberal fanatic who thinks he can save humanity by sending a remnant of it to Mars after an asteroid, comet, or Russian, Iranian, and Chinese A-Bombs erase your civilization, this ironically China-loving maniac is now WHAT???
A Republican? No way! It a scam!
Elon’s always been a pot-smoking, far-left liberal. Right?
Or maybe…
We, the underrepresented but vastly populous Morons of America, held a day of Global Action Against the Future on Saturday because Elon betrayed us!
He was supposed to be on our side, not on Trump’s.
Okay, so we recognize that calling ourselves morons is self-deprecating, hateful, and inflammatory, but we temporarily tolerate it in absence of more applicable labels such as the “Uniquely Socially Conscious Unintelligence Brigade” or the “Supremely Intuitively Inept Anti-Cerebrum People,” once we verify these labels haven’t already been taken by Hollywood’s elite.
We also recognize that Elon Musk, the richest man in the world with an IQ higher than Einstein’s, poses a threat to our way of life because of his intelligence.
It must now be our main objective: to oppose Elon’s intelligence and Musk-like intelligence wherever it rears its ugly head, hence our need to embrace the unintelligence of the vast majority of America’s true liberal left.
We recognize too that Elon Musk’s vision of a future where electric cars and robots are the norm, everyone has access to affordable internet, the blind, paralyzed, and physically challenged are improved through AI technology are NOT what we want as that implies humanity’s progress and we, the far left, must now advocate for the regression of humanity til we are back to the stone age!
Yes! We must do this to spite that traitor Elon! Show him you can’t betray the far left! Turn in your Teslas! Protest the Anti-WOKE Nazis! Heck, give up the pursuit of all technology!
After all, we know whatever’s coming next will be made by Elon.
This Call-to-Action Write-Up was paid for by the MASA (Make America Stupid Again) Movement. (Hey, we know it’s Stupid to call your group Stupid, but if we were able to make Americans and the West unable to define the term “Woman” we can surely make you believe there’s no defining the word “Stupid.”)
A Republican? No way! It a scam!
Elon’s always been a pot-smoking, far-left liberal. Right?
Or maybe…
We, the underrepresented but vastly populous Morons of America, held a day of Global Action Against the Future on Saturday because Elon betrayed us!
He was supposed to be on our side, not on Trump’s.
Okay, so we recognize that calling ourselves morons is self-deprecating, hateful, and inflammatory, but we temporarily tolerate it in absence of more applicable labels such as the “Uniquely Socially Conscious Unintelligence Brigade” or the “Supremely Intuitively Inept Anti-Cerebrum People,” once we verify these labels haven’t already been taken by Hollywood’s elite.
We also recognize that Elon Musk, the richest man in the world with an IQ higher than Einstein’s, poses a threat to our way of life because of his intelligence.
It must now be our main objective: to oppose Elon’s intelligence and Musk-like intelligence wherever it rears its ugly head, hence our need to embrace the unintelligence of the vast majority of America’s true liberal left.
We recognize too that Elon Musk’s vision of a future where electric cars and robots are the norm, everyone has access to affordable internet, the blind, paralyzed, and physically challenged are improved through AI technology are NOT what we want as that implies humanity’s progress and we, the far left, must now advocate for the regression of humanity til we are back to the stone age!
Yes! We must do this to spite that traitor Elon! Show him you can’t betray the far left! Turn in your Teslas! Protest the Anti-WOKE Nazis! Heck, give up the pursuit of all technology!
After all, we know whatever’s coming next will be made by Elon.
This Call-to-Action Write-Up was paid for by the MASA (Make America Stupid Again) Movement. (Hey, we know it’s Stupid to call your group Stupid, but if we were able to make Americans and the West unable to define the term “Woman” we can surely make you believe there’s no defining the word “Stupid.”)
