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News update. Frances has surrendered in the conflict between Iran and the United States.
They justneed to know who to surrender to.
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1.5M views · 20K reactions | France surrenders SnottNews – France Surrenders in a conflict It’s Not In Breaking tonight, France has reportedly surrendered in the Iran-Israel conflict… which began approximately five minutes ago. Confused? So is everyone else. SnottNews reporter Trae Ray is live on scene where officials confirmed France is not officially involved in the conflict, but has already issued what they’re calling a “preemptive surrender.” When asked who they surrendered to, French representatives reportedly said, “We are still determining that.” White flags were seen briefly, then lowered out of uncertainty. One aide whispered, “We prefer to be ahead of the curve.” Military analysts are baffled. Diplomatic channels are silent. France appears calm. Was this strategic? Symbolic? Just efficient? Trae Ray confirms no troops were deployed, no shots were fired, and yet somehow… paperwork has been signed. We’ll update you once France figures out who won. This is a fictional, satirical news segment for entertainment purposes. | Scott Everett Nichols
They justneed to know who to surrender to.
Here. Check it out.
1.5M views · 20K reactions | France surrenders SnottNews – France Surrenders in a conflict It’s Not In Breaking tonight, France has reportedly surrendered in the Iran-Israel conflict… which began approximately five minutes ago. Confused? So is everyone else. SnottNews reporter Trae Ray is live on scene where officials confirmed France is not officially involved in the conflict, but has already issued what they’re calling a “preemptive surrender.” When asked who they surrendered to, French representatives reportedly said, “We are still determining that.” White flags were seen briefly, then lowered out of uncertainty. One aide whispered, “We prefer to be ahead of the curve.” Military analysts are baffled. Diplomatic channels are silent. France appears calm. Was this strategic? Symbolic? Just efficient? Trae Ray confirms no troops were deployed, no shots were fired, and yet somehow… paperwork has been signed. We’ll update you once France figures out who won. This is a fictional, satirical news segment for entertainment purposes. | Scott Everett Nichols
