Fox Claims Harris Broke Interview Rules by Completing Sentences

[Crepitus]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a harsh rebuke to the Democratic presidential nominee, Fox News Channel asserted on Friday that Kamala Harris had “flagrantly broken” the network’s ground rules for her interview by speaking in complete sentences.

“Vice President Harris was hell-bent on uttering sentences that contained both a subject and a predicate,” Bret Baier, who conducted the interview, said. “I tried to prevent her from doing so by interrupting her, but she rudely continued.”

Baier added that Harris “stubbornly made nouns and verbs agree” and “said things that she knew to be verifiably true.”

“Our fact-checkers determined that on multiple occasions she used facts, in clear violation of Fox policy,” Baier said. “President Trump would never do that.”

 

[JoeMoma]

Nice satire.... it does make a good point that Harris usually did speak in complete sentences during the Baier Interview. That said, those complete sentences were usually repeating her talking points and not answering the question posed by Baier. For example, the first question asked by Baier (I'm paraphrasing) was how many illegal immigrants have crossed the border during your (and Biden's) administration. The answer to that question should be a number, not a rant about how congress didn't pass a border bill because of Trump.

 

[Crepitus]

Nice satire.... it does make a good point that Harris usually did speak in complete sentences during the Baier Interview. That said, those complete sentences were usually repeating her talking points and not answering the question posed by Baier. For example, the first question asked by Baier (I'm paraphrasing) was how many illegal immigrants have crossed the border during your (and Biden's) administration. The answer to that question should be a number, not a rant about how congress didn't pass a border bill because of Trump.

Lol, it was an answer to an attempted "gotcha" question.

The OP is satire, But Harris handled herself very well in that interview for real.

 

[JoeMoma]

The OP is satire, But Harris handled herself very well in that interview for real.

Yeah, Right!

 

[Rawley]

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—In a harsh rebuke to the Democratic presidential nominee, Fox News Channel asserted on Friday that Kamala Harris had “flagrantly broken” the network’s ground rules for her interview by speaking in complete sentences.

“Vice President Harris was hell-bent on uttering sentences that contained both a subject and a predicate,” Bret Baier, who conducted the interview, said. “I tried to prevent her from doing so by interrupting her, but she rudely continued.”

Baier added that Harris “stubbornly made nouns and verbs agree” and “said things that she knew to be verifiably true.”

“Our fact-checkers determined that on multiple occasions she used facts, in clear violation of Fox policy,” Baier said. “President Trump would never do that.”

OK, I'll bite. what is your satire mocking?

 

[Crepitus]

Yeah, Right!

Start your own thread.

 

[Rawley]

Lol, it was an answer to an attempted "gotcha" question.

The OP is satire, But Harris handled herself very well in that interview for real.

?? What was the "gotcha?"

 

[Crepitus]

OK, I'll bite. what is your satire mocking?

Fox News favoritism.

 

[Rawley]

Fox News favoritism.

?? That they favor candidates that don't use complete sentences?

 

[Crepitus]

?? That they favor candidates that don't use complete sentences?

 

[Rawley]

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Agree, your OP makes no sense