Florida Vs. Everywhere Else

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No no no.

It is terrible down here. Humidity and Alligators and Hurricanes. OH MY!

Humidity and Alligators and Hurricanes. OH MY!
Humidity and Alligators and Hurricanes. OH MY!
Humidity and Alligators and Hurricanes. OH MY!

Florida is terrible, never visit. Definitely do not move here.

New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles, Minneapolis. These are lefty paradises. Florida is lefty hell.

Not even state income taxes. It is LITERALLY THE PENIS OF THE NATION. LOOK AT IT. Here is a communist WET DREAM. 😂

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No no no.

It is terrible down here. Humidity and Alligators and Hurricanes. OH MY!

Humidity and Alligators and Hurricanes. OH MY!
Humidity and Alligators and Hurricanes. OH MY!
Humidity and Alligators and Hurricanes. OH MY!

Florida is terrible, never visit. Definitely do not move here.

New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles, Minneapolis. These are lefty paradises. Florida is lefty hell.

Not even state income taxes. It is LITERALLY THE PENIS OF THE NATION. LOOK AT IT. Here is a communist WET DREAM. 😂

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I’ve been to the Keys, St Augustine, and the redneck riviera all in June. I don’t know how those pos yankees stand it.
 
I’ve been to the Keys, St Augustine, and the redneck riviera all in June. I don’t know how those pos yankees stand it.
Yes, the Keys are the worst, Just heat and hurricanes and sharks. Nothing fun about the Keys, I hated every second I lived there and visited frequently.

St Augustine is just terrible. The panhandle beaches are garbage. Too much sugar sand.
 
Being from East Texas, I found Islamorada to be quite livable, if I ever win the powerball.
Islamorada is fantastic. Close enough to the mainland that the drive is not too bad but flat out Keys living. Marathon is for true Key rats…but still cool. I lived in Key Largo for a bit. Islamorada has everything.

I mean, uh….the Keys suck. No one should ever go.
 
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Islamorada is fantastic. Close enough to the mainland that the drive is not too bad but flat out Keys living. Marathon is for true Key rats…but still cool. I live in Key Largo for a bit. Islamorada has everything.

I mean, uh….the Keys suck. No one should ever go.
My son and I were there for a week at Seabase. When it was over we drove down to Key West and got a pic at the buoy.
 
My son and I were there for a week at Seabase. When it was over we drove down to Key West and got a pic at the buoy.
Thats great! I often go down and rent a condo and a boat for a week. Usually Key Largo, but sometimes Islamorada. A solid move for people visiting Key West (or any of the Keys) from outside the state is to fly into Miami and drive a convertible down. Beautiful drive.

One of my favorite stops is the DELI/LIQUOR STORE/GYM oceanside in Mararthon. 😂. It always cracks me up. What a combination.
 
Islamorada is fantastic. Close enough to the mainland that the drive is not too bad but flat out Keys living. Marathon is for true Key rats…but still cool. I lived in Key Largo for a bit. Islamorada has everything.

I mean, uh….the Keys suck. No one should ever go.
And the reefs are horrible!

All those damn colorful fish, coral, and warm clear water!
 
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