Fi-yah CROTCH! Fi-yah CROTCH! Fi-yah CROTCH!

[RadiomanATL]

Lindsay Lohan has a 'hysterical fit' after being called 'Fire Crotch' by inmates, jail on lockdown


LOL

 

[Madeline]

Amusing, but as even the reporter himself admits, unlikely. What jail in California has no isolation protocol for celebrity inmates?

 

[bodecea]

Lindsay Lohan has a 'hysterical fit' after being called 'Fire Crotch' by inmates, jail on lockdown


LOL

Now I'm really amused. Didn't know she was once a mod for Hannity.

 

[HUGGY]

She failed as a crack whore...She has failed as an inmate in jail....

What is it exactly she was good at again????

 

[AllieBaba]

When I worked in detention, it didn't matter if someone was in solitary. People spoke to each other through plumbing fixtures, by standing by the barred plexiglass windows that faced outside...some trick of sound meant they could hear other inmates if they spoke in certain places.

Weird but true.

And when we had a "room 1" kid, that kid would keep everyone riled up by screaming and flipping out. In fact, anyone in any room could do that. It's a concrete building with metal doors. You think it matters if you're in isolation? We regularly had kids who would start screaming and eventually everyone would be howling like chimpanzees. The din was unimaginable.

Jails are the same, as are prisons.

 

[Madeline]

Okie dokie, mebbe so Allie. But what's the big fat deal about the name they called her? And wouldn't she have had a meltdown regardless?

I know I would, and I ain't famous.

BTW, I'd ruther wrangle rabid dogs than work any sort of prison....I have to hand it to you, Allie. That's amazing.

 

[George Costanza]

Lindsay Lohan has a 'hysterical fit' after being called 'Fire Crotch' by inmates, jail on lockdown


LOL

Now I'm really amused. Didn't know she was once a mod for Hannity.

You beat me to it.

 

[Article 15]

The pics I have seen show that she's no fire crotch ... she scorched the erf.

 

[AllieBaba]

I would think Lohan would do well in prison. She doesn't strike me as a shrinking violet in any way.

 

[random3434]

She's a Ginger.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-Owf9U19Nc]YouTube - South Park - Gingers DO have Souls![/ame]

 

[ConHog]

She's a Ginger.

YouTube - South Park - Gingers DO have Souls!

Back in my single days I Loved gingers precisely because they have no souls. Makes them fun dates.

 

[Douger]

I sent her a letter !
When she gets out I'll have half a kilo of her favorite condiment waiting here.
I have a built in thermometer.

 

[The Infidel]

I sent her a letter !
When she gets out I'll have half a kilo of her favorite condiment waiting here.
I have a built in thermometer.